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Create New Blog EntryI know you guys have a sense of humor. How about if we share a favorite joke or two here. Here is mine.
Three strings were walking down the sidewalk and decided to stop in at this bar. They walked up to the bartender and asked for a beer. The bartender looked them over carefully then said, "I'm afraid not, you guys are strings, aren't you? Go on! Get outta here!! We don't serve strings". And with that he threw them out.
They were upset at the injustice as they walked down the sidewalk and came to another bar. They went in and walked up to the bar and ordered beers. The bartender looked them over carefully then said, "I'm afraid not, you guys are strings, aren't you? Go on! Get outta here!! We don't serve strings". And with that he threw them out.
The strings were so distressed and fearful as they came to a third bar. They started to walk in and the one string said, "Hold on guys. Let's try this". And he shook himself and twisted this way and that way. He told the two other strings to do the same thing. This time they went in and walked up to the bar and ordered beers. The bartender looked them over carefully then said, "I'm afraid not, you guys are strings, aren't you? Go on! Get outta here!! We don't serve strings". The first string countered the insult and proclaimed "I'm not a STRING. I'm a FRAYED KNOT."
Because i want to have sexy body for my new boy, I started to exercise, trying to be really strict on myself becausek was too lazy in last years and lost most of mine physical shape. I started 15min, 30min. and now im already at 45 minutes. My room is inside the building sometimes is there kinda warmer. Yesterday was there 80F what is pretty warm for riding exercise bike. It was 45 minutes bathing my body in sweat. It was really ex, mreme. I looked at and around my exercise bike and saw it's all wet after me. I started slowly taking off my clothes, shirt, undershirt, headband, got all naked, my sweat soaking towels I had on the bed, but I felt nice and self-confident because I didn't give up. It was interesting and nice feeling to gently touch my own sweaty body. However still would prefer to feel touches of my boyfriend or girlfriend. So somehow I started think of boy I dated for almost 3 years. His name was Adrian. I was 35, he 28 yo and shortly after we started to date we sit together and had a talk about all things including the most private things and I asked him if he'd make his whole body bathed in sweat . He said I he agrees under conditioner that I'll do the same. In these 3 years I realized how much pleasure can give one boy to another, feeling real love in our hearts and pressing their sweaty bodies together and explode in orgasm at same moment.
I'm currently alone and it was already at least 4 days I had my last orgasm, I'm closing my eyes and see Adrian, his body pouring sweat from each pore. My dick was in second hard like stone. I put some big towels on my bed and started caressing my body. Adrian did it such nicely. I must hug my boy. I knew I will cum, finally, soon I was just slowly caressing my dick, felt how my arousal imagined how much I loved to smell Adrian's body. It was such intense pleasure to see his body sweating like waterfall, then pet him, have him close and his orgasms were amazing, probably strongest from every boy I had. All sweaty shaking in pleasure, cumming often real flood, loudly noaning. It was such amazing to feel his feelings. I realized I'm alone sweaty in my bed and I'm such close, yes. I closed eyes, saw Adrian's body and yes, cumming, another spurt after another ....
You might not know this, but you helped me find happiness in being the person that I am now.
You told me to go get help. You said to keep telling someone until that person listens.
Hi my dear friends.
I would like to ask for your help. You are all experts at coming. (And therefore I qualify you as a "Daddies good boy".)
I am considering the design of "something". Something to be used by me or whoever, to record each cummie in great detail; for private or shared recording purposes.
Sound like fun? I'd say.
So this must transcend "a friends filled condom" (One of my favorites. I love wearing it like a necklace round my neck. But I digress...) Or a video, or whatever. It must describe the situation to provide maximum recall (and enjoyment/emotion).
Why? Well you might know more about this than me. "Cummies" are real important in our short lives. I wish I could remember when I came a year ago. Never mind my first dry orgasm. Gosh.
Firstly, then the definition of a "cummie"
I think. And I would love to hear your take. A cummie (,or should the singular be "cummy?,) must be much more than "cum" or sperm.
1] A cummie is the process of coming.
2] A cummie has a history.
3] A cummie has foreplay and stimulation.
4] A cummie has location and time of day.
5] A cummy has a situation.
6] A cummy has a type classification.
7] A cummy has results, short and long term.
Well this is where I need your help.
I am not sure that I can classify cummies completely. This is what I think:
A] Relief cummy.
B] Specific stimulation cummy.
C] Routine cummy.
D] Imposed cummy.
E] Gift cummy.
F] Monitored cummy.
I imagine a near life long cummie record given to me (or one that I can give) by a boy as the ultimate gift. Am I a pervert? Yes. Yes and yes again. Question now is are you a good daddies boy or a naughty one. Only you can say.
So my question again is: does A to F classify all cummies?
Thanks
how does one become a moderator? I would like to help with the site that I have come to know and love
Every one Masturbates. If they say they don't they're either a liar or have no hands.

For the Portuguese and Brazilian guys here (and everyone else here). Nice music to chill by? Yes, for me anyway.
(I apologize for my previous woe-is-me blog. It's not the end of the world for me; yet anyway. Took me over 24 hours to relax enough to be ABLE to cry about that situation. Then I could get to "mitigating the impact", and start again from the beginning.)
youre around where theres a guy or guys jerking off to porn do you a--join them b--leave the room or c---tell the guys you hate seeing guys jerk off when someone could be sucking their dick instead hehe
has anyone ever did any of these and if so what happened---I didn't know not every dick o ut there wasn't into other guys sucking it-- so few times I said c and when one guy let me suck his dick the others if there were others let me suck them off tooo--sometimes theyd tell me take off my clothes and fuck me--- then next day see them they be with girlfriends and hope you don't say anything about it











