Blogs, Page 165
Create New Blog EntryI hope I don't half to remind my friends who my Uncle with a bullet in his head and lived to talk about it told me to remind all of our festive gay, bi, straight, any which way and all of the above. Every Monday Night is ORGY NIGHT. I hope you don't think I have to remind you what an orgy is, but Jose is available should you have any questions here is what you should do. Pick up the phone. Dial our Toll Free 1800 WAY COCK help line and you say, "Whassup Jose, how are all the hot dicks doing toonight?", and if you don't want a dick, you can ask about pussy, or assholes, tits, or just about any body part because Jose is especially trained professcional who also is very familiar with chupa on su webos, cinjohes, some people call them "balls". He is very good at making all of our guest feel WELCOME. Like I said before pardon mi Engles es not very good, but I think you know what I'm taling about, so forget about whatever problems may be getting you upset, there are no worries at Uncle Pablos because he takes care of his friends especially the one's who put a bullet in his head. Jus the other day he say to me, Nephew. "That bullet in my head could kill me today but if I drop dead today, what are you going to remember me for? Tell me, and don't lie to you Uncle.". I say back to him, "My Uncle who to me isn't just any Uncle with a bullet in his head. No, you are my everything. Everything I know, I get it from you. Everything I hope for LOVE, PEACE, KINDNESS, AND UNDERSTANDING I learn about from you which is why everyone knows you can buy happiness and everything that comes with it, and you can get it dirt cheap most of the time, but the one thing no one can buy is the bullet in your head which is priceless, and just in case the CIA or Los Peoples have any vengeful and hateful desires let me make it abundantly clear. We Don't Want Your Sibel War, We Don't Need Your Human Grocery Store, and What makes you think we believe you now when you lie through your teeth about Viet Nam. How many people murdered? How many lives sacrifice? For What? So you could build a memorial in Washington D.C. so cheap that someon walk off with a nice piece of it. Why? I don't know. I don't know why everyone always ask me what I don't know, but No More Bullets, War, Hatred, Bigotry, and especially drugs imported by the CIA and sold to their own people. Eye Yi Yi, What's the matter which you people you never hear of GENOCIDE? WE DON'T WANT IT. We are here for LOVE that's what we are all about, so if you're horny and want to get fucked or fuck somebody anywhere (Pussy, asshole, mouth, anywhere) YOU ARE THE REASON Uncle Pablo's Casino and Resort is here, and let me say on the Holy Bible, before God in his Alightyness, that is the hole truth and nothing butt the truth, so help me Mother Mary the Virgin I love and everyone wants so bad to get it on with. COME DOWN MONDAY NIGHT drive your own Ferrari, relax, snort some cocaine, we've got all of the best shit direct from the CIA. Istanbul Smack, China White. If we don't have something you need and can't get, let me know and next time you get it for free.. I don't know what else to say, but Uncle Pablo has something. Go ahead Uncle, "Si, my beautiful Nephew I love so much that MI blood in SU veins, okay, A LONG TIME AGO SOMEONE PUT A BULLET IN MY HEAD. I DID NOT DIE, AND I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY SAYS, DON'T BELIEVE THE LIES, there is only one reason I am hear to tell you what you are about to hear. Jesus Christ died on the cross for my sins, but instead of fogivness, they put a bullet in my head. Pinche Su Madre CIA. Chupa mi webos and may a dozen donkees make cheri amore to, como ci dece en Irland, Su Arsehole. Si Su Arsehole. ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH
who may be going through or have been through a rough time recently
love, Scott
thank you for visiting my wall, keeping my heart full of love for you all, life can be shit at times, but you always manage to make me smile.......
im scared...i hope everyone evacuated:) lol
Dear boys, if you want to spend a summer in Croatia, enjoy the natural beauties and you like the company of an older bear you are welcome
Billy lost his legs in a F4 race and got back up agin with help of others.Thanks to all that helped him
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.
6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jackasses.
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
249 to post meme's and gif's.
19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
12 to post F.
8 to ask what F means.
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.
7 to ask if the brands of light bulbs used are worth the money.
19 to tell them that if they like the light bulbs, buy them.
5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.
13 to comment "Me too".
5 to post to the page that they will no longer post or are leaving because they cannot handle the $!%cking light bulb controversy.
6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"
22 to ask if there is a flounce in progress.
349 to post flounce memes.
4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb.
4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
So would you ever hold your erect penis down and against your leg while you masturbate? How about putting it between both legs at the same time? Would this make it feel like it was inside someone whether it be a vagina or boy pussy?
Wonderful. And beautiful. Loin clothes and or whatever you want to call them...are fetishes of mine for sure and for real.
Has anyone ever farted in your mouth before?
I'd rather siphon and get a mouth full of petrol that ever go through that again! Yuck!
Why, why, why could the top not just ejaculate inside the bottom's ass hole as he was holding him or just at all in any way?! We have so far to go in the human race in terms of doing proper and real pornography where the guy orgasms inside his lover (condoms are cool and fine that's not what I am talking about; nor that masturbating and ejaculation isn't great either) instead of pulling out most all of the time. Sigh.
