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405 Do you need help? The helpless people's blog

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SNOUT OR CHANNEL FULL? THE BLOCKED/NUKED MEMBER'S BLOG, IF YOU HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING OR TO COMPLAIN ABOUT ANYTHING!


Please (don't) report any issues and problems you might have! Does that sounds familar to you?


Beware, high suizid risk, please be kindly so much as you can be, it's possible some member's posts or walls disappear traceless here while the day time in Australia! Greetings from the Koala Bear! He not only eats Eucalyptus!


Don't take my dark jokes too seriously, so i am, can't resist to make me funny about all and nothing!


I tried this, but it didn't work!



 

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NukedAlfi
11 months ago

At 25.07.25 12:00 posted in 404:


angel Second try! If this get deleted too i'll never again post helpfully descriptions how to do anything, jwtu! angry


Here's how to create a clickable shortcut on your Windows desktop from an entry in the Firefox history or from one of the Firefox bookmarks:
1. Open the Firefox history (DE: Chronik) or the FF bookmarks (DE: Lesezeichen).
2. Right-click on "Nick18's Blog"; a window with a menue will pop up.
3. Left-click on "Copy." (German term: "Kopieren").
4. Move your mouse cursor to an empty space on your Windows desktop.
5. Right-click; a window with a menue will pop up.
6. Left-click on "Paste shortcut" (DE: "Verknüpfung einfügen")  
7. When you click on the shortcut, Windows will open this Help Blog with the browser you have decided in the Windows settings to be used to open shortcuts to webpages.
8. You can fill folders with thousands of GBT shortcuts to walls, blogs, video sites, album pages; you don’t need to use the browser's listings.


PS: Thanks to the anonymous humourless guy who deleted the first post of this. Someone well known "Schoolmaster" wanted me to be more exact in my descriptions, that's why i felt needed to add a few "Humourful Term Definitions" to my first post. Sorry terribly.


 

NukedAlfi
11 months ago

cool Here it is again, but this time the ultimative last version. The most exact cummin splitter version. angel

Here's how to create a clickable shortcut on your Windows desktop from an entry in the Firefox history or from one of the Firefox bookmarks:
1. Open the Firefox history (DE: Chronik) or the FF bookmarks (DE: Lesezeichen).
2. Right-click on "XYZ Website"; a window with a menue will pop up.
3. Left-click on "Copy." (German term: "Kopieren").
4. Move your mouse cursor to an empty space on your Windows desktop.
5. Right-click; a window with a menue will pop up.
6. Left-click on "Paste shortcut" (DE: "Verknüpfung einfügen")  
7. When you click on the shortcut, Windows will open this "XYZ-Website" with the browser you have decided in the Windows settings to be used to open shortcuts to webpages.
8. You can fill folders with thousands of GBT shortcuts to walls, blogs, video sites, album pages; you don’t need to use the browser's listings.

Term definitions:

Shortcut = A very ugly, very short haircut (Kinky: Circumcision)

Entry = The opposite of the exit

History = A listing of happenings in the past, for example when was the the first and second world war

Bookmark = The brand name of a book

DE = Deutschland (English term: Germany)

German = Herman the German

FF = First fuck (Kinky: Fist-fuck)

Firefox = A burning fox

Browser = A thing you need on the shower to get wet

Mouse = A little grey thing, very fast running, with four small feet and a long dick

Window = A big transparent thing what you need to look out of your room

Windows = Billyboys shitty operation system

Windows desktop = The opposite of the Windows deskbottom

Menue = A listing of many fast food meals you can decide to eat or not

history = an after the time of the last visit sorted listing of the browser opened websites, automatically generated by the browser, if you haven't denied it in the browser's settings

bookmarks = manually set by you into the browser, to find your sh.. again

NukedAlfi
11 months ago

angel This instruction "How to create short cuts to GBT sites" was posted also in the 404 help blog; now, 17 hours later, it's gone. dizzy Idk why, seems the 404 help blog has a wrong name, humourfully to help members is obviously unwished! unsure The one and only help you can await from Nick and the monitors is a deleting action. cwy 

C4LEB
11 months ago

Menure - a crappy drop down box.  grin


     (I wanna know, is the Pom, Fritz, Belgian?)

mophead2009
11 months ago

my favourite videos are vanishing very slowly bit by bit .....

NukedAlfi
11 months ago

cwy That happens if monitors delete the "best of all" videos. ermm

NukedAlfi
11 months ago


cool How to create on your Windows Desktop a clickable Windows Shortcut from one entry in the Firefox Chronic or from one of the Firefox Bookmarks:

1. Open the FF Chronic or the Bookmarks
2. Rightclick on "Anyone Stored Link", a window popps up
3. Click on "Copy"
4. Shove mouse cursor on a free place on your desktop
5. Rightclick, a window popps up
6. Click on "Verknüpfung einfügen" "set in short cut" or so, idk the English text angel
7. If you click on the short cut, Windows will open the browser with this "Anyone Stored Link"
8. You can fill folders with thousands of GBT short cuts to walls, blogs, vid sites, album sites, you don't need to use the Browser's listings. w00t



 

jonboy
11 months ago

Bump

jonboy
11 months ago

One of my favorite videos got deleted. It's an old vintage video starring Patrick. He and two other boys take turns on this pretty hot latino girl. If anybody has another link to it, or could re-upload it would be appreciated 

NukedAlfi
11 months ago

angel Someone "Cheesehead" deleted my comments in the 404 blog out of the two 404 blog posts, shown underneeth this post. cwy

NukedAlfi
11 months ago

angel Humourless?

voyeur327
11 months ago

Comments and blogs deleted at GPT?????  Seriously Alfie, ya gotta be kidding!!   That never happens around here, right??!! I would call my comment "dark humor" but there's nothing humorous about the deletion crap!!!

NukedAlfi
11 months ago

cwy Yes, Voyeur, you are right, that's not very nice. unsure Censorship everywhere. ermm Also, it seems dark humour isn't allowed anymore. dizzy Terrible intolerant times, worldwide. sad


angel This time it wasn't C4, im pretty sure the deleter was a European guy. tongue


 

NukedAlfi
11 months ago



Rubax
 

7 hours ago
 

 

 



Still can't remove the index picture from an album. No refresh!



 






NukedAlfi
 

right now

 

 


cool You better wait for the confirmation until the issue has been resolved. I am sorry, but that will take a while. tongue




 

NukedAlfi
11 months ago



Bendy
 

10 hours ago
 

 

 



What is the policy with unbublished videos? Is it up to the individual to decide if and when he wants to publish the video? Could I, for example, have several 100 videos on my wall that are unpublished?



 







Rubax
 

7 hours ago

 

 


Yes, you decide. There are members who don't publish their videos. It's up to you. (that is, if Sean won't publish them)




 





NukedAlfi
 

9 minutes ago

 

 


angel Unbublished vids can not be puplished, just wanna tell you! tongue grin lol




 




NukedAlfi
 

right now

 

 


w00t Alfi's DEnglish lessons:




cool German "Bub" = English "Boy" smile 




DEnglish "Unbublished" (unboylished) = German "Unverbublicht"


 





C4LEB
 

4 hours ago

 

 


Videos I've uploaded all remain Unpublished. It's a conscious choice.







 


 




 

Icecream
11 months ago

Poor delusional self promoting c4leb.  I know candy doesn't see you as I do, so no wedge being driven dipshit (although your comment highlights your fears and insecurities) Despite candys failure to see the scumbag you are, he is infinity far better as a mod than you could ever hope to be.

NukedAlfi
11 months ago

angel Just nice, Patrik-henry complained about C4 that he deletes too much, and for Icecream it is now too less C4 deletes. Can someone tell me the exact right amount of pics to delete? cwy

C4LEB
11 months ago

Just can't please some people... dizzy

C4LEB
11 months ago

BeeGees' Stayin' In Line - just makes me laugh (and groove): "They got the funk, but they ain't got no Seoul."


NukedAlfi
11 months ago

grin Yeah, that's the right music for the march! cool

ahrcom
11 months ago

Awesome 

NukedAlfi
11 months ago

smile Oh man, thank God, I was already afraid of the worst! grin I'm glad to hear that C4 is doing well!


unsure What a mess, now I have to throw away my eulogy, my obituary, my ultimate tribute to C4 that I had already been working on tearfully. One should never draw false conclusions.

NukedAlfi
11 months ago

Now 7 days in the 404 blog without C4LEB ... sad


smile I think and hope confidently that C4LEB is ok, that he comes back, that he only fell from his GBT surveillance platform on his eucalyptus tree out of sheer shock when he heard about the unexpected, very surprising monitor update blink. Also, he was shocked about someone has finally taken notice from his issue lists wassat.


 

 

cool After a few days in the hospital, he will be back with repaired claws to continue delighting our members grin wink, i think, i hope! heart



heartheartheartheartheart Please come back! cool

NukedAlfi
11 months ago

Couldn't resist to remark something ... smile 


 




Icecream
 

7 hours ago
 

 

 



C4LEB




What convoluted thinking is that? Just saying something doesn't make it true; generate a blog and support your accusations there. Evidence, not insinuation, is required for credibility: put up or shut up. 




 




Oh c4leb I have been providing Candy with evidence, and unlike you he's done something.  You happily overlook CP if the poster/linker isn't on your hit/grudge list. It would be nice if something could be done about moderators who allow CP to remain after being made aware of it, but given how Nick runs this place, fat chance of that happening. My advice to members is don't tell c4leb about any CP on here because it's a hit and miss chance he'll do anything.  Best to talk to someone responsible like Candy.




 



 





NukedAlfi
 

1 second ago

 

 

Icecream:


 


angel Oh man, jwtu, C4LEB painstakely watches the suspect pics for hints to the age of the boys, there exist scientific exact rules to determine the age. cool


 


ermm Candy goes the simplest way, he simply deletes everything, also over 18 yo boys, if someone narrowminded individuum (that doesn't mean you, but could fit angel, idk) believes/says this boy is looking u18. sad


 


tongue And now i'm waiting curiously for your criticisms about Alfi! w00t


 

C4LEB
11 months ago

Interesting that icecream is trying to drive a wedge between monitors (but giving himself a wedgie in the process): his Saint Candy declares that C4LEB (brrr, that name!) is the hardest working monitor here. Bite me, icecream

Icecream
11 months ago

Poor delusional self promoting c4leb.  I know candy doesn't see you as I do, so no wedge being driven dipshit (although your comment highlights your fears and insecurities) Despite candys failure to see the scumbag you are, he is infinity far better as a mod than you could ever hope to be.

NukedAlfi
11 months ago

angel The newest 404 post from two guys who love eachother so much:


 



Icecream


 

3 hours ago


 

 

 



C4LEB




What convoluted thinking is that? Just saying something doesn't make it true; generate a blog and support your accusations there. Evidence, not insinuation, is required for credibility: put up or shut up. 




 




Oh c4leb I have been providing Candy with evidence, and unlike you he's done something.  You happily overlook CP if the poster/linker isn't on your hit/grudge list. It would be nice if something could be done about moderators who allow CP to remain after being made aware of it, but given how Nick runs this place, fat chance of that happening. My advice to members is don't tell c4leb about any CP on here because it's a hit and miss chance he'll do anything.  Best to talk to someone responsible like Candy


Candy
11 months ago

Who?

NukedAlfi
11 months ago

grin Icecream & C4LEB = heart Lol! tongue

C4LEB
11 months ago

I'm the Dom Top, FYI.

NukedAlfi
11 months ago



Icecream
 

4 hours ago
 

 

 



What a convenient excuse for allowing pics of kids on the site despite your supposed hard and fast rules. You ignore/allow kid pics all the time c4leb. The only thing you are doing is deciding who gets to post them.




 




C4LEB

 


1 day ago



 



 





I'm not outraged, I'm determined. As for your criticism, I use a standardised assessment algorithm to minimise observer bias; Howard does not. 




 





NukedAlfi
 

right now

 

 

Icecream: 


 


cool Twinks and younger looking Asians are not kids, they just look like children. blink


 


angel By the way, don't you know criticizing all-knowing schoolmasters and monitors is blasphemy? tongue You risk being left out of school! unsure


 

C4LEB
11 months ago

What convoluted thinking is that? Just saying something doesn't make it true; generate a blog and support your accusations there. Evidence, not insinuation, is required for credibility: put up or shut up. 


(There is no 'Asian conundrum': human sexual development is the same across ethnicities.)

NukedAlfi
12 months ago

blink Allowed, not allowed, here are the painstakely exact answers to your questions! smile




C4LEB
 

1 day ago
 

 

 



What is it you pervs don't get about No Children?




"... being ai its fake and legal for fellow pervs..."

  No, any depiction of a minor is illegal, actual or AI / CGI. 

Nick18   3 years ago
"Not REALLY CP but no children at all, or suggestive of children"

Nick18   4 years ago
"... no children even non-nude"



 







C4LEB
 

23 hours ago

 

 


I shouldn't have to spell it out, "No, any depiction of a minor [on a porn site] is illegal, actual or AI / CGI", you moron.




"GayPornTube is deeply committed to fighting the spread of child sexual abuse material (CSAM). This includes media, text, illustrated, or computer-generated images. We view it as our responsibility to ensure our platform is not used for sharing or consuming CSAM, and to deter users from searching for it.

Any content featuring or depicting a child (real, fictional, or animated) or promoting child sexual exploitation is strictly forbidden on our platform and is a severe violation of our Terms of Service. Written content (including, but not limited to, comments, content titles, content descriptions, messages, usernames, or profile descriptions) that promotes, references, or alludes to the sexual exploitation or abuse of a child is also strictly prohibited.

For the purposes of this policy, a child is any person under eighteen (18) years of age."




https://www.gayporntube.com/policies_related_guidelines.php




Uploading underaged material to a porn site that a range of -philes will jack off over is considered sexual exploitation. There is nothing you can say that changes this.




 





Candy
 

23 hours ago

 

 


I agree




 





Rubax
 

19 hours ago

 

 


Oh yes. I agree without any doubt as well.




 





Icecream
 

15 hours ago

 

 


Oh enough with the fake outrage c4leb.  Howard pointed out a profile that was choc full of underage pics and your reply was you couldn't see anything wrong with what was posted. It's very obvious you pick and choose who to call out and be "outrageded" by. Hysterical hypocrite. 




 




C4LEB
 

14 hours ago

 

 


I'm not outraged, I'm determined. As for your criticism, I use a standardised assessment algorithm to minimise observer bias; Howard does not. 




 

C4LEB
12 months ago

Hello, newbiro.


As you have me blocked, I will respond to you here.
Please pass on to the self-published, online pseudo-journalist Mickii, that while he holds the rights solely to his life story and music creations under Australian intellectual property laws, it doesn’t confer the power to override the legislation of another jurisdiction, to wit, the laws of Texas, wherein GPT is incorporated. 

No matter where else Mickii's creative genius may appear, it does not necessarily translate to GPT, where Terms Of Use preclude uploading material depicting minors. No minors, no problem: images of children do not belong on an adult site. Any attempt to post underage material will be deleted. Any member found to be propagating such material will be  temporarily or permanently deactivated.

Also, a note: while Mickii's intentions are noble, and his efforts are mighty, he is not Robinson Crusoe, or the sole bearer, of his impetus. 

NukedAlfi
12 months ago



Rubax
 

1 day ago
 

 

 



We had a discussion about speed etc. I wanted to reply to someone, but I accidentally deleted the topic. I am sorry. Those damn icons are really too close to each other.



 






NukedAlfi
 

4 hours ago

 

 


angel.png




Rubax: May i help you? cool Here it is again:









Nick18

 


21 hours ago

 



 



 






Server admin says upload speeds not related to growth issues






Let me know if you have further problems please





 













Julian618

 


20 hours ago



 



 





I don't have any "growth issues" when I am on the site. devil 






 











Nick18

 


20 hours ago



 



 





we are working on a new solution for uploads to create an outside system to handle






 











Rubax

 


20 hours ago



 



 





Okay. But I think it is a technical issue with the host. For example: If you install 10 GB servers, you also need to combine enough fast CPU's. Mostly that's not the case because of the costs.






Recently, I spoke by phone to one of the senior executive managers from NordVPN. They are aware of that issue. They will install their own fast servers combined with fast CPU's. No more leasing servers from other companies.  But it is an enormous investment. It will be done gradually.






 






 











Rubax

 


19 hours ago



 



 





Sean, I must be honest here: most people don't use very fast connections. The normal average is from 500 Mbps to 1 GB. But if you use a VPN, you may lose about 20-30% of speed.






 











Nick18

 


19 hours ago



 



 





Trying to set up fully outside system to upload files as quickly as possible regardless of load. Should have update soon, let me know if any other issues






 











Rubax

 


18 hours ago



 



 





Well, let me put it this way: We have a to-do-list. There's still enough left to do.






 











Nick18

 


15 hours ago



 



 





I think they should to tomorrow or this week maybe






 











IamRyder

 


8 hours ago



 



 





Rubax:
U serious? Sheesh.
I just got "hi speed" internet, and its only 30-50mbps. 
Sigh. ALWAYS behind the 8 ball






 











Rubax

 


7 hours ago



 



 





In the Dark mode there are some cosmetic “issues” and the video player should have the GPT name. Those are minor “issues”. If you like, I can send some screenshots. Please notify me, Sean.






 











Rubax

 


7 hours ago



 



 





IamRyder






I have a 4 GB fiber connection. The highest speed during upload is sometimes about 200 Mbps. It's to “cry” for.






 









zackieu2

 


3 hours ago



 



 





Je bent een opschepper tongue




 




w00t Alfi's translations: NL: opschepper. DE: Aufschneider, Angeber, Prahlhans (Großmaul) (NL: Prater). USA: show-off, bragger, loudmouth (big talker). GB: show-off, braggart, boaster (bigmouth). angel Mehr Begriffe fallen mir im Moment nicht ein, aber da kommt bestimmt noch was nach! tongue I can't think of any more terms at the moment, but I'm sure something else will come to mind! tongue






 

NukedAlfi
12 months ago

angel.png




C4LEB
 

5 days ago
 

 

 



A reminder to members uploading from outside the US, that GPT is incorporated in Texas where the age of majority is 18.



 







zackieu2
 

4 days ago

 

 


There are people in Texas who want to criminalize masturbation, just to mention it. (Bill No. 4260 in Texas) grin




C4LEB: Of course you're right, no discussion cool




 




 





NukedAlfi
 

4 days ago

 

 


angel Frage: Darf in Texas noch gelacht werden oder ist das auch schon verboten? angel 




Question: Is laughing still allowed in Texas or is that already forbidden too?




 




 





NukedAlfi
 

4 days ago

 

 


angel Allein das Fragen danach ist wohl schon strafbar! blink




angel Just asking about it is probably already punishable! blink




 





zackieu2
 

3 days ago

 

 


angel Wie liberal die Kirche ist ... nur mal ein Gedanke ermm




angel How liberal the church is ... just a thought ermm




 





C4LEB
 

1 day ago

 

 


NukedAlfi, Texas executes makers of bad jokes by lethal erection. You have been warned!




 



NukedAlfi
 

3 minutes ago

 

 

angel Nice state, must be full of criminalized people.


 


wassat Kindermädchen Staat Texas: Einmalige Masturbation ohne Lizenz: 1 Monat Gefängnis, zweimalige Masturbation: drei Monate Gefängnis, zehnmalige Masturbation: 100 Monate Gefängnis, Strafverschärfung für Wiederholungstäter. Strenge Kontrollen deiner Wohnung und deiner Unterwäsche überall, nur ein Spermafleck in einem Papiertaschentuch oder in deiner Unterwäsche und du kommst ins Gefängnis. Masturbationslizenzen 365$ pro Jahr. Sie müssen mindestens 21 Jahre alt und nicht älter als 60 Jahre alt sein, um eine Lizenz zu erhalten, und Sie müssen vorher einen  Arzt für Urologie aufsuchen, um eine Bestätigung zu erhalten, dass Ihr Schwanz und Ihre Prostata in Ordnung sind, keinen Schaden nehmen werden durch das masturbieren. Mit den verkauften Lizenzen werden die notwendigen tausende neuer Gefängnisse für die kriminellen Masturbatoren/Wichser bezahlt, die beim wichsen ohne Lizens erwischt werden. tongue
unsure Lach nicht, das wird passieren wenn du die verrücken Politiker machen läßt was sie wollen! ermm

angel Frage: Was bedeutet "Kriminelle Masturbation" genau? Selbstmasturbation? Ist es mehr oder weniger kriminell, wenn dir ein anderer einen runter holt??? Ist Oralsex eine spezielle Form der Masturbation? Neue Straftaten in Texas: Die Selbstmasturbation und die Beihilfe zur Masturbation? blink



wassat Nanny State Texas: One-time masturbation without a license: 1 month in prison, twice masturbation: three months in prison, ten times masturbation: 100 months in prison, harsher penalties for repeat offenders. Strict controls of your apartment and your underwear everywhere, just a cum stain in a tissue or in your underwear and you'll go to jail. Masturbation licenses $365 per year. You must be at least 21 years old and no older than 60 years old to obtain a license, and you must consult a urology doctor beforehand to get confirmation that your cock and prostate are in order, will not be harmed by masturbating. The licenses sold will pay for the necessary thousands of new prisons for the criminal masturbators/wankers who are caught jerking off without a license. tongue
unsure Don't laugh, that will happen if you let the crazy politicians do what they want! ermm

angel Question: What does "criminal masturbation" mean exactly? Self-masturbation? Is it more or less criminal if someone else gives you a hand job??? Is oral sex a specific form of masturbation? New offenses in Texas: self-masturbation and aiding in masturbation? blink 


 

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