Vintage USA porn: 'Log Jammin' 1982
From the movie's publicity when reissued on video: Energetic, raunchy, no-holds-barred man-sex is the ticket in this early Sid Roth-directed masterpiece that still satisfies because of its macho-drenched footage and excellent pacing. Wonderfully narrated by an incredulous, chunky laborer, it seems that wherever he turns, hard-working he-men are turning to one another. In the barn, in a harness, in the hayloft, in fields, by the fences, in the repair garage, they turn to where the pleasure is, in each other's arms. He relays several tales to his equally awestruck pal. A three-way out in a field turns steamy as a humpy, cum-guzzling Mexican double-sucks both the young blond driver and their Greek Adonis pal, stuffing both of their juicy, fat, uncut sausages into his greedy and salivating mouth to lube them for the doggie style fucking he demands. He eventually gets over the car's hood to be plugged.
While delivering hay, our narrator stumbles upon a blond, muscular, beefcake farmer in the hayloft banging his boyish farmhand's barn door until the cows come home. Repairing fences by the lake, three pale brunets with rippling muscles romp uninhibitedly in a wet, sticky rim-fest that culminates in a fuck chain. A handsome mechanic turns the tables on a youthful platinum blond, as he demands service from the blond's willing holes. Another blond rims a hairy-assed youth and turns around to offer his goodies to his pal's dripping pole. Inspired and overcome with lust, our voyeur's dark-haired companion encourages him to create a story of their own. In the raw and vigorous sex scene that follows, the youthful and virginal narrator finally gets his due as his partner slurps and gobbles his rock-hard, huge man-tool, then reciprocates by getting his face fucked rudely by his pent-up buddy. Our narrator plows his grasping cheeks over crates in a warehouse, and they both deliver immense loads of man-juice.
An immense cast of knockouts (including Craig Jourdan, Bill Baxter, Rusty Williams, Cliff Markham, Mark Heller, and Dane Levi), a sustained fever-pitched intensity, uninhibited sex, up-close penetration shots, overhead camera angles, natural lighting, one of the best musical scores, and great performances make this a masterpiece. One caveat: this film was transferred to video after being shot on film. Thus, some sharpness has been sacrificed. However, due to the excellence of Mr. Roth's camera, no boner-producing action has been lost.
