Gay Baths Bareback Spitroast Trio

The sling is in the pole-barn


The password is yet un-hymenated


Yes un-hymenated

However that

It is : PINEAPPLE EL-PASO

-Which is hyphenated


Fuck me up vers top very Verse in north 716.

It's close to Toronto BTW!

And?
Number one thing to know about if you're going across the Canadian border and you don't want to have a secondary? Repeat the following you can use them as you see fit but you must use all of the prompts. You will be a good citizen of whatever country and you will get straight into canada! You will have all the protein if you're an American citizen or Canadian citizen you will be especially awesome because of the following

#1 say it " double double"- this is code for Timmy the hoe aka Canadianish coffee etc.

#2 p a c a k a s m o k e s

- that's right you got to say real fast you can't say could I get you a pack of smokes or would you like a pack of smokes you just said pack of smokes, but really fast! Another little off guard thinking about coffee and cigarettes oh yeah! You're halfway there!

#3 420- I always knew there was more than freaking maple syrup to trouble with the maples my ass in the Oaks if you knew the ass I railed up in Oakville it was so fucking tight it was a three-way just like this but never mind you just say 4:20. It will work takes my word for it they know!

Hint: a friend in need ;-) with dandelions and arugula is definitely a friend indeed ;-)

Not! I want to buy fucking friends meet party and he cooked out steaks and burgers and everything big giant kill bosses and we had galumpkis and pork chops brought into God ourselves against the dark arts of the pierogies which we are using their own Dark Earth against them but I also putting in non-prodominant Hand of breaded pork chop if you have dietary restrictions too bad now I felt. If you can go with boneless chicken breast or boneless pork you'll have more to eat on the Run defending and using the dark arts of the pierogies against themselves. However that, it will also need the AKA are also known as an american-ish saying also known as? Yeah you will also need in predominant hand which for me is the right hand applesauce supplies AKA applesauce with freshly grated cinnamon but if you only have the cups with a little tin foil on top you can peel back and you got to grab with your fucking teeth cuz you can't get your damn fingers. Anyways this will do it will only distract the parodies, they will still snitch on the inside when you eat them to the bad dingus!

Fax-jax ???? ????

* side note I fucking hate snitches but anyways


#4 go to beer store, eh?


Fuck yae!

- welcome to Canada you are now fine upstanding whoever you are and definitely you have distracted them with all of the above but should a secondary come up if you were randomly picked or because they see your car looks like another car they're looking for or somebody's missing and they're looking for them Etc or you just got bad luck or something well then save this one and follow this directly 100% the way I describe it. You will make it past the secondary and you will go on to have all the poutine with similar gravy to KFC bowls I will admit similar gravy! However that, other than that we have delicious most delectable delightful whipped potatoes! I already said Donna write it down right write it down right if you're going to write it down write it down right I'm trying to tell the people here I'm trying to write write it down right that does not frighten me that is onion abuse in the fifth degree you will pay $2,500 fine and a court surcharge if you drop the go on the ground how am I going to give it to the Ada now it's our the ground was Sour just like in Pet Cemetery holy fucking shit Donna I can't get you out now you're going to do five and five put a sock on the door God damn it run you and donna. That's onion abuse of my eyes in the first degree. If the ground is sour and you have some dough whether it's cash or made into Pizza later on it will be sourdough pizza because the ground is sour just like a pet cemetery and God damn it Fred going to not say that done up.. the guy who they buried the first time not the little kid or the wife or the never mind Jesus help me...



- since Jesus done Dan left Chicago or something I don't know probably he'll get the fuck off the propane tank with the hell Bobby Hill daddy propane Eric Clapton cocaine we'll work on getting him off the hype done goofball stuff like the goddamn developers at Rovio hyped up on cod fish oil first all the right AIDS disappeared and then all the cod fish oil. That's why I used to get it there's no more Rite Aids there's no one in there what the fuck! What happened in the last month or two? Please...lawd!


OK.

- should you get a secondary possible anyways have ready at hand in your head to say very quickly in a very calm tone "plain peanut plain peanut"

- three and a half sucking awkward Paws and then all of a sudden you will raise the little of your voice and sound really awesome like they just won The X YZ factor or whatever worse Simon cowbell prices that fucking golden snitch I always knew JK rowling. You know the ease have it. They truly do the letter e you know capital letter E?

He makes all the other fouls quite jealous quite jelly jelly


The E's run E-stir not the freaking Easter Bunny

I's/ ????- whichever way you look at it it's all semantics to me but they seem to have it...SMH


The AR and you is not the same thing as an I owe you without the a having being confused with go to beer store, eh--

"Eh"- in canadian-ish language is means that not you pronounce it just like the letter A but the letter A the long vowel form of the letter A not a short vowel like you know you have long bowel and short bowel while you have long vowel and short vowels similar, but different very different nonetheless. Different. Yup


The always they're kind of lame and the you well that depends on you and I have but now the letter U is in the song You and I and You and I by the band Yes done I guess it is you fucking retard it's also in the band Rush! And they're touring and they got a chick that slams like if John Bonham was a bottom!!! Yuppers -

If you come around me and you need to take your Suboxone or some texters or whatever call your sponsor or your local Tupperware lady we only like we're having hot curly wieners big beefy burgers and it's going to get a little bit cheesy well I like some fries with vinegar and salt and did you ever sprinkle sugar on your fries by accident before you put the vinegar on or any ketchup? Fuck yeah it's unbelievable but anyways if you're going to bring some shakes they got to be chocolate strawberry or vanilla I don't want none of them weird fucking shakes you got to take your Jesus Juice or some text or Suboxone and call your fucking Tupperware lady response or whatever you're supposed to do. Don't screw up going into Canada! They have poutine which is punani compared to KFC bowls who have the most delectable delightful tongue tantalizingly if I didn't mention they also have chicken and corn which poutine co-opted only after the fact. Facts are facts and they did and we have velvety cheese they have cheese curdling it's not my fault we want gold and hockey and gold in men's hockey and women's hockey and they got golden curlings similar to cheese curdling's which are in poutine and I reckon they got mhm two of them Biggins french fried taters like Carl from Sling Blade says yeah I know what they got. I had an incredible one time there was oh there was a lot of Barber quick in a bush hole holy shit oh man that lady I railed her on that yeah as we sailed down the St Lawrence Jesus Christ fuck all both of them took their teeth out of the best blowjob I had my entire life mostly the best blowjob probably ever when I got someone that has no teeth. I would guarantee it after that experience.

Just saying.


And yes Donna the band Yes does have a song called and you and I and you are wrong but the use of the letter u? Could be left up to a flock of furry e w E's no relation to the valley although it does have the letter e in it no we're talking about the little sheep ewe and you know like in Spain or Morocco they train everybody to fuck them first before you get fucking around with the women or the men or whatever? I guess when you're yodelay he who up in the hills yodeling whatever they do. Where is Jake Olson when you need it right?


Again quite unfortunately the long vowel letter A has a tendency to be confused with go to beer store, eh which is pronounced like the letter A what you say eh with a? And or an exclamation point or both because it is colloquially literally you and I if we were talking in American as your Russian- ish or let you know Ivan ish or Latina hyphen ish Ukrainian Ireland- ish and other such related things like croatia-ish or very hot I'm good morning took it so deep and I love the gay but none no no no never mind or not about that right now

Deutschland- due to read my sleigh we must go slaying on ab2 we must we must know she must not increase her boss right now but no we must go to sleep. I think they're trying to dance going to die today. Lieutenant Dan if you would only think you're Italian friends Neapolitan ice cream and ice cream Neapolitan ice cream sometimes I scream lieutenant dan! Thank you friends for Neapolitan ice cream let it down and Dan I'm warning you I'm going to let you die. Anyways then we come to JK Rowling who only believes in the sometimes why like Harry Potter has a wife Draco malfo has a lot in his family let's see who else has it why Ron Weasley and his family unless they were the girls and got married off and they might not have to let her ride. All the time I had Elvis Dumbledore Severus Snape Professor McGonagall oh yeah Dobby has a letter Y but he's not a human. See JK Rowling only believes in the sometimes letter y. That's right she's a transdenier. She can bite my 5 cent rubber cigar. So if you say plain peanut playing peanut really quick followed by the uplifting lift of your voice where one will say very quickly after three and a half second pause and a very delightful tone i say ( so should you)


" TWO DOZEN"- yeah it's really funny by the way this is code for dozen plain peanut plain Peanut the plane have to be around and the peanuts have to be sticks like you know those stick fix inside of the round part like when Duncan was moist and vulnerable in the sole proprietor and out of an Adidas store or Puma store or he was not a priest ministering to solve provider of souls no he was a Soul Provider Duncan was moist and vulnerable. He was taking out the trash and Starbucks dressed up like Timmy the hoe. He punched deep and oil change straight through Dunkin' dunkin's never been the same and we've had Dunkin' donut holes and other people have copied them ever since. By the way you are now into Canada you are the best visiting person from America or any other country you could ever want to be but I was President Gulf of USA it would get rid of him some of the dis ambiguity or ambiguity whatever all the salt Waters will be mine you keep the fresh waters but you have to share with me. If you don't share with me equally I will not let you desalinate once you won't have more fresh water. I don't really need the fresh water to take a bath. TBC

The boys of Helix visit the baths.