mnjerker

        1. Bareback. Starting with a condom and then removing it later doesn't count.     

        2. At least 480P or higher. In fact, I'll look at the 720 and 1080 first.

        3. No vertical format. If you can't turn your phone 90 degrees, you're just too lazy.

        4. At least 10-40 minutes in length. Anything less is drastically edited or a promo.

        5. All performers must visibly cum. Sex is a mutual endeavor. All must feel the joy of an orgasm.

        6. The less body hair, the better. Head hair is fine. In fact, the longer, the better. Facial hair sucks.

        7. Exotic is a joy. I'm caucasion. Differences are best.

        8. See Rule #1.

        9. No single camera recording. That's really lazy. I want to see movement in the scene. Intimate angles are important.

       10.I avoid any post that is less than 5 minutes, especially, if it's in a vertical format. It's a shit post and should be prohibited.

       11. Anyone that selects every category for 1 guy jerking off should be banned from GPT.

       12. Something I haven't thought of yet.

       13. There is no Rule 13.

       14. Anything resembling a vertical format is instantly ignored.

       15. To be added later when I'm sober.

       16. Okay. I'm somewhat sober. I'll do a number 17.

       17. To be added when I'm sober.

       18. I'm somewhat sober. BULK UPLOADS OF SNIPPET VIDS ARE A WASTE OF BANDWIDTH.

       19. No longer sober.

       20. Sort of sober. Friend requests from members that have uploaded vids are appreciated. If you haven't bothered trying, you're deleted. This site relies on uploads to survive. Don't waste your time or mine trying to be my friend if you don't make the effort.