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Create New Blog EntryHi everyone!... yep, it's me, Jordan back again. Guys.. before I begin I want to openly apologise for leaving before. It wasn't personal towards the site, I just have some serious health issues to deal with.. and honestly could not cope. Sure, I could have left my original profile.. but heck.. I could not stand it! I wanted to create a new profile which in a way is a reflection of the new me... standing up to my mental illness and fighting back. I am more determined than ever to recover and get back to what I do.. singing! A big thank you to the close friends who have added me once more.. and indeed a warm welcome, and thanks to all new friends who added me that I've not met before.. appreciated! Love y'all and it sure feels good to be back :) Love and hugs to everyone
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so im at work and bagging for this lady and her little kid and the kids askin me about what its like being a big kid and all that so he goes “do you have a girlfriend? is she pretty?” and i live in a pretty liberal area and it was pretty quiet in the store so i just calmly responded “actually i have a boyfriend, but he’s fairly pretty” and the mom just kinda pauses on her phone and looks down at her son like please dont say anything bad please dont embarrass me but he just gets so fuckin excited and is like “you can do that !! i didnt know boys were allowed to have boyfriends!!” and hes turns to his mom and is pulling at her phone trying to get her attention and is just really excited like “mom did you know that ? can i have a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend jQuery182044255690735018716_1477316577788” and she just started laughing and was like “if you want sure” and they took their groceries and left and im just standing there like
DID THAT JUST HAPPEN
THAT WAS SO CUTE
a picture on someones wall? Should be pretty simple. Am I missing something? Also I have HEAPS of pictures to post, BUT have given up trying as they never appear in the "Photos" section. This is an ongoing problem with many.....
My buddies and I have a weekly routine that actually yields us a pretty damn good time for not a whole Hell of a lot of money. We usually help one another out especially on some of the make up application such as eye lashes and eye brows can be a total pain in the ass, but by five o'clock on Wednesday nigh, the boys and I are in a stretch limo tossing off and doing every kind of drug known to man. After giving the driver a little pin prick of what I call a "poison" dart in the neck one of us will have to get out and run as fast as we can to get up to the driver's door. If he was smart and left it unlocked good, but we haven't always been lucky. We've lost limos and drivers off of bridges, overpasses, and one fella went right off the ten floor parking structure. He might have survived had he not been such a smart ass punk and paid attention to our sexy tits made out of balloons filled with Jello. On a good night we don't really need the driver and limo because the entire gang of Chipendale dancers are burying our back doors with action you simply cannot find anywhere else except West Hollywood. There's nothing so rewarding as peeling the bikini open and reaching in hen pulling out the kind of man meat that leaves you speechless. No the cat doesn't have it, mine is stuck in this incredible young man who knows how to tap better than Sammy Davis Junior. Please tell blue balls that our gang is here for him when he is ready. Chow.
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