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Create New Blog EntryI found this online and thought you guys might find it funny too.
I have a new name from my bum hole now I bet you guys can guess which one
http://mentalfloss.com/article/58036/50-words-sound-rude-actually-arent
Today, pussy is dangerous. It can destroy people. When you try to mess up a girl, she will get mad. She then gets naked and show you her pussy. You would probably say, "what the fuck are you doing?" But do not underestimate her. Her pussy enlarges widely front of you. Then it sucks you in and wipes out your body for only 3-5 seconds. it threw up and left only bones on the floor. her pussy blurps. She feels good. Then she walks away.
Be careful.
A few friends and i were held up at gunpoint in Rio de Janeiro back in 2005. Unlike with Ryan Lochte, ours actually happened.
I do still lurk around just had a busy few weeks!
In short, I got a boyfriend! YAY! BUT when we tried to have sex it really hurt me, I'm a bottom, I've always known that, but the pain was intense I couldn't cope! We had to stop, so anyone with more experience than me know why that is, is it normal? Should we try again but push on?
Thanks for any advise my loves!
Why hasn't the Featured tab been updated for months?



