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JUST CURIOUS......WANG WIGGLING
I just wanted to take a quick unscientific poll on the almost exclusively gay porn trope:
the flaccid DICK DANGLE.
That part before fucking when the dick makes its first appearance.
The younger up-and-coming porn stars seem to have this relentless need to waggle their dicks at you.
I don't find it sexy. More like silly. And even annoying, since it robs me of a good look, swinging to and fro.
It's kind of similar to another porn star wannabe trope: BUTT SCRUNCHING. The constant habitual need to scrunch
and stretch their buttholes. I don't need them to stop, but at least give me a quick look at your ass in its glory, without being
mushed or gaping wide open -- your resting buttface, the thing that attracted my dick in the first place!
And that's also what's so obnoxious about the FAG WAG, the PRE-FUCK FLUTTER, the DICK DANGLE:
i never get even a glance of the cock in its natural state -- the rigid turgid member I want to swing on.
Wagging your cock back and forth doesn't get me hot.
I just ask for one quick glance at your throbbing dick in its unnatural habitat.
Then you can wiggle your wanker all you want.
Once again, am I the only weirdo that does NOT like the Junk Jiggling?
No one else finds it a little stupid?
Or am I just insanely preoccupied with nothing?
The Wiener Wiggle?
Wang Doodling?
Thing Swinging?
Prick Flicking?
Schwing Swinging?
Fap Flapping?
The Giggle Stick Flicker?
The Cock Walk?
The Jack-off Jangle?
Let me know.
YES or NO?
