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What are your thoughts on ejaculating or what ever other bodily fluids getting on a carpet? Honestly they can't couldn't ever be fully and properly cleaned up, right?

ZanyZander Blog Last Activity 2 years ago 1.0K views 16 comments
What are your thoughts and concerns about getting sperm/semen on the carpet floor like the guy does in the video you uploaded/posted (and thank you for that as well, too!)? I would always use either a towel or toilet paper when masturbating. Honestly, they can't/couldn't ever be fully and properly cleaned up, right? What about you all in terms of what you think about it and do yourselves?


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rickylove
rickylove
2 years ago

I don't have any carpets so thats not a problem. Just don't look at my sheet with a uv light devil


swiftjohn
swiftjohn
2 years ago

Ejaculated sperm belongs in one of two places and only two - implanted deep up inside a male rectum or else being digested in a male stomach and nourishing a male body. Not on a carpet. And if it's ejaculated during a solo masturbation session, sperm should be ejaculated into a glass (the bowl of a brandy snifter is best) then be sipped on while inhaling its intoxicatingly delicious aroma as one basks in his post-orgasmic afterglow. That's what I do.


yum5
yum5
2 years ago

Here's a hilarious clip from the British show "Inbetweeners" about one of the teen boys "spunking" in a friends car -- and spunking a lot! -- and being asked to clean up the said copious spunk from having been "wanked a few times"... and the hilarity that follows.... It's really worth watching, let's just say that it's ON TOPIC and the boys are cute --well, one of them I want a video of! and you will too! Cheers, -YUM5.

https://www.twitter.com/InbetweenerVids/status/1189303878459805697

lookbro
lookbro
2 years ago
That was pretty funny. Now my question is not about spunk, but Twitter. Do we call it, X, now? Do I still tweet or do I X? Maybe this is a new blog topic. Sorry. I suffer from ADHD.
lookbro
lookbro
2 years ago

I post a lot of car JO vids and cringe when I see them get it on cloth seats or on the dash. You know how hard that would be to get cum out of the car air vents???
For this reason, all cum should be contained. Preferably in the mouth of someone you luv ;)

ZanyZander
ZanyZander
2 years ago
Oh, darling! ;)
Whomst2
Whomst2
2 years ago
It's easier than you may think! Especially dashboard and steering wheels. When still wet, just fold a paper towel in half and get into the crevices, if dried, a soft bristle toothbrush works well. Even when it's released in someone, it can get everywhere!

With a couple minutes of cleaning, no one can tell what I've done in cars ????
lookbro
lookbro
2 years ago
@Whom you should start cleaning service. Call it, Uncum.
JJ30
JJ30
2 years ago

Best to lie on a towel although you never know how far a strong spurt will go.

ZanyZander
ZanyZander
2 years ago
I know, right? That's why it's good to aim and get into position, huh?
Whomst2
Whomst2
2 years ago
Or where a partner may hit... I've had wall and ceiling shots after prolonged teasing.
ZanyZander
ZanyZander
2 years ago

Did you or whomever scream really loud when orgasming and ejaculating?


ZanyZander
ZanyZander
2 years ago

Do you all shoot directly onto the floor or on furniture that isn't a hard surface? What about a girl dripping where ever if you are ever with one?

swiftjohn
swiftjohn
2 years ago
I personally have no knowledge or experience with (ugh) girls "dripping" and I rather suspect few on this site do either.
socal722
socal722
2 years ago

I have a steam cleaner, and I'm not afraid to use it!

Whomst2
Whomst2
2 years ago

I've never had any issues getting anything out of the carpet with a damp towel. I mean, if there is a UV light inspection, I might be concerned, but otherwise, it's good enough.

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