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this happens to everyone sooner or later and its not just a gay thing as straight people get it to--what happens is the body needs so much fiber to produce shit to be able to move properly through the digestive system....first thing i would do is go to store get a enema with a solution in it squirt it inside you and hold it for few minutes--this will soften up the crap in this part of rectum/intestines..

theres a bottle of stuff can buy liquid magnesium nitrate--drink it -usually the entire bottle--and wait for about 30 minutes--it should begin working--

if it has been while and getting ready to go the first time going may be rough as youd be pushing out a thick turd and when reaches asshole that will open your ass and hurt like hell--i am a bottom and i never thought it would hurt but it does----i did learn to use a lube finger about inch inside the anus--making it slick so when it reaches this point it will slide out easier..

if this works and flush out really good --remember it can be at least 24 hours before body produces crap to need to go to bathroom--i take activia about once every three months--eat it for 2 weeks and no more--and since i do that i never have that problem anymore--

but as we get older and bigger the body needs more fiber--so read up on what you like to eat thats high in fiber and eat so much a day--ive seen guys and girls eat--1/4 of a can of pumpkin mix once a day and thats enough--

 beans are high in fiber--get cans of beenie weenies and eat 1 a day--and as for gas--take a pill for gas--

 another thing high in fiber is yogurt-- plus has other things thats good for the body--i have had stomach problems since i was 6---and it sucks--and i would go through spells where i would feel nauseated and have like this sour feeling in my stomach and doctor would prescribe a pill 15 bills would cost 30 bucks--i needed them one time and my doctor wasnt in town and the lady there says eat a yogurt and if still feel same eat another one-- see if that helps--and it did-- so 30 bucks can buy60 things of yogurt--at 2 for 1

if continue to have the problems you may need a colonoscopy--a friend of mine needed one and kept putting it off--and one day he bends over in so much pain i thought someone stabbed him or shot him..rush him to emergency room and found out where he hadnt gone to bathroom for few days  his intestines ruptured--so emergency surgery was done because if they dont get that shit out of the body before going septic--he be good as dead--

my stepdad had pains for while doctor said it was a virus gave him antibiotics  and he would take them and feel better for while--and then hurt again.he had a colonoscopy and showed he had diverticulitus  which  is pockets in the intestines that as shit goes through there the pockets would catch shit causing it to get infected----he had surgery and had to have 15 inches of colon and intestines removed--

so this is few pointers what to do to try getting unclogged-and let know its nothing to mess with--if let it go until point it becomes deadly it might be too late--

Mix 1 Tb epsom salt in a glass of warm water and down it quickly or go to the drug store and spend a bunch of money on the same thing called magnesium sulfate laxative. It's what you'd take as a clean out prep the day before a colonoscopy. The Dollar Tree sells a 1 LB bag for, you guessed it $1.00. If you have any firecrackers left over from New Years Eve, 1 should do it.

Same problem here, just do daily it as painful it might be. Eventually taking a shit will be pleasurable. 

An 8oz glass of prune juice will do the trick. (Just don't stray too far from the toilet) 

Drink more (lots) of water.

Probably has nothing to do with your favorite dildo having been missing for a couple days???