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Trump Somehow Not Likable Even After Being Coached by Chris Christie and Rudy Giuliani

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CLEVELAND, OHIO (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump somehow seemed unlikeable and obnoxious in his first 2020 debate performance, despite extensive pre-debate coaching from Chris Christie and Rudy Giuliani, campaign staffers have confirmed.


After the debate, staffers were baffled that Trump could appear so off-putting and odious after being prepped by two of the nation’s most beloved and appealing public figures.


 

“Call it an aura, if you will, or a kind of magic, but Chris and Rudy have that special sauce that makes people want to hug them,” one aide said. “We all thought that, by putting Trump in the same room with them, some of their fairy dust would rub off on him.”



 

“It didn’t happen,” the aide said. “Chalk it up to the mysteries of politics.”


In the wake of Trump’s abysmal performance, the campaign is replacing Christie and Giuliani as coaches for the second debate. “It’s more important than ever to make Trump likable, and that’s why we’re bringing in Mitch McConnell and Devin Nunes,” the aide said.

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patrickhenry87
patrickhenry87
5 years ago

Hey Joshie,


patrickhenry87
patrickhenry87
5 years ago

They probably should start with replacing the first lady.


 


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