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Oh, no! I have a girl deflowering question! Yuck and yikes yet maybe yummy!

ZanyZander Blog Last Activity 5 years ago 640 views 5 comments

So...if you all ever deflowered a girl when you were a kid and living at home...where did you do it?    Where do the children do it statistically?     I would guess the backseat of cars, right?    Wouldn't parents be checking the backseats for blood stains where the girl bled her first time from her vagina?    Maybe they do but don't bother telling the girl's parents...unless they do it in the girl's car, huh?    Mere less her parents'!    Do guys ever take towels to use in a car to lay on to cover the back seat or where ever?   And what about sheets for a bed?    What was and or is the deal there?    If a couple go to someone else's house during a party/sleepover or what have you what do the kids that live there do about blood stained sheets?    Do they really get them cleaned enough (and in time before the parents come home?) or throw them out?    Where do they throw them out?    I have never thought about bunches of kids buying sheets at the store, lol.    Jesus.    I never did this shit a kidd-o and never really inquisited myself.    Not sure where to go on the internet off hand to ask this stuff.    Hmmm...

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anuu
5 years ago

Good Lord ZZ, what kind of movies have you been watching? It's not like a slaughter house at the end of the day or a crime scene after a slasher attack. No I personally have not laid claim to cherry popping but have had this conversation with a good number of very candid women friends in my life. Their answers were "next to none to not really noticeable". Obvious not the mess Jenny McCarthy left on the floor of aisle 3 when her period started in "Dirty Love". Both the clitoris and urethra are in front of the hymen and the hymen already has at least one main hole, sometimes more to allow for menstrual flow. It's not something thick as cow hide so you need to use your dick like a battering ram. I can't think of a better example but think of the silver skin you would remove off of a piece of meat. If you held it up and stretched it you could see through it. 


Every once in a while someone asks the funniest shit in here and this is one of them.


 


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ganymederex
5 years ago

Got a small stain on my mattress to show for it. Don't recall too many details.

devanstx
5 years ago

???? lol

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