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Cruise-Ship Passengers Demand to Be Housed at Mar-a-Lago

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OAKLAND (The Borowitz Report)—Irate passengers who have been stranded onboard the Grand Princess cruise ship are demanding to be housed at Mar-a-Lago, the passengers confirmed on Monday.


Frustrated by the Trump Administration’s delay in devising a plan to enable them to disembark, the nearly three thousand coronavirus-exposed passengers said that it was “only fair” that Trump welcome them to his Palm Beach home.


“Donald Trump keeps on saying that he’s not worried about coronavirus,” the passengers’ spokesman said. “Then he shouldn’t object to three thousand of us living with him.”


The passengers said that they were looking forward to the Mar-a-Lago life style, which includes golf, swimming, and listening in on national-security secrets in the main dining room.


 


At the White House, Trump said that, if the Grand Princess passengers are transferred to Mar-a-Lago, they should stay as far away from him as possible, “like Melania does when she’s down there.”


 


The coronavirus crisis deepened on Sunday after a man who showed signs of lethargy, drooping eyelids, and other flu-like symptoms turned out to be the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, Ben Carson.

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YourBoyTristan
YourBoyTristan
6 years ago

dump them all on Alcatraz Island

tallyho
tallyho
6 years ago

WTF who would do that.for crying out loud there on a cruise ship,wall to wall the best of everything im sure there living and eating much better than me and most of us...cry me a rivere

mophead2009
mophead2009
6 years ago

i think the americans are praying as you do in times of crisis


 

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