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Trump Refuses to Pardon White House Turkey After Accusing It of Working for Soros

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a startling break with Thanksgiving tradition, Donald J. Trump refused to pardon the White House turkey after claiming that it was working as a secret operative of the billionaire George Soros.


A group of fourth graders from Bethesda, Maryland, who had gathered on the White House lawn for the annual turkey-pardoning ceremony appeared unprepared for the anti-Soros outburst that Trump unleashed on the Thanksgiving bird.


“That turkey was sent by Soros to spy on me,” Trump said, angrily turning on the fowl. “A lot of people are saying this.”


While the oblivious turkey pecked desultorily at the ground, an increasingly enraged Trump spewed a stream of conspiracy theories linking the feathered animal to global élites, election fraud in Florida, and Jim Acosta.


Trump attempted to lead the fourth-grade class in a chant of “Lock It Up,” apparently directed at the Thanksgiving delicacy, but the students slowly backed away from him in silence.


Tracy Klugian, one of the children who witnessed Trump’s meltdown, said that he found it “sad.”


“I get that he’s upset about Mueller and the midterms, but he shouldn’t take it out on a turkey,” he said.

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voyeur327
voyeur327
6 years ago

The turkey is said to have sent pictorial documentation to the WH, proving he once posed for a selfie with Sheriff Joe Arpiao to see if that would improve his pardon chances!

rosewater
rosewater
6 years ago

this is a joke right?

voyeur327
voyeur327
6 years ago

LOL!  Excellent!!

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