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That's 33 Tank Cars, I mean A train load of Cum!

Howard I think we should take the average volume of non orifice self abuse derived ejacks and then count the in orifice ones as I know for a fact that some in orifice deposits have been made while accidently leaving a GBT vid running and in plain view of the offenders who were partaking in the in orifice copulations which were being committed purely for non reproductive purposes. Oh and I believe that in certain cases a trip to the confessional is required for those nonreproductive ejaculations in which case only God knows how many more need to added to the count while in the confessional, the revised numbers could be staggering.

hehehehehehehehhe!!!!!

The Federal Office of Semen Management and Statistics (FOSMS) has released figures estimating that 11,345,643 gallons (US) of sperm have been released in activities related to GBT viewing in the period from January 2012 thru December 2018. They are estimating that across all age groups the average self abuser pleasures himself to the point of orgasm 3.5 times per day. The .5 number is the result of assumed interruptions during the self abuse activity before orgasm (doorbell, phone, dog trying to bite your penis, a flashback to that one time in your childhood when you accidentally saw 300 pound Aunt Millie exiting the shower, etc.).  While the figures are based on all estimated ejaculations, some at FOSMS  believe that ejaculations that occur while the penis is inserted into an orifice (ass, mouth, ear, other) of another should not count toward the total, since it is virtually impossible to measure correct volume. There is also ongoing discussions at FOSMS as to whether ejaculations into pools, hot tubs, bathtubs, lakes, streams or rivers could be accurately counted, due to the dilution of the ejaculate and volume added by the water. Any changes to the final yearly totals will be noted at a later date if either of the aforementioned factors is deemed to substantially change the ejaculate estimate figures.  We at FOSMS strongly caution all that 3.5 ejaculations is only an estimate, and individuals should not change their daily self abuse habits to meet that number!!  Older readers are cautioned that excessive self abuse might lead to heart attack, stroke, blindness, pain in arthritic elbows and the growing of hair on your palms, while younger members are urged to get at it as many times as are comfortable per day, because at some point you will become part of the previously cautioned group and wish you had when you could.  FOSMS is an equal opportunity agency and does not discriminate based on ethnicity, country of origin or penis size!

Probably enough to fill an olympic sized pool. Wouldn't you love to go swimming naked in that?

We all have contributed our share of cum, semen, jizz and male protein or what ever the name.  Keep it CUMMING.

It would have be a lot.