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The Best of all Possible Dicks

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   Here's another view on "Martian" gay sex. with apologies to Voltaire.  Maybe what we have now is optimal, la plus meilleure des toutes mondes possibles or the best of all possible worlds, as Dr Pangloss said in Candide, despite the terrible Lisbon earthquake of his time. 


   Maybe our penises are the best of all possible sex instruments, and the male anus, with its design-perfect length from entry to the prostrate region, is the best of all possible sex receptors.  Those who have enjoyed it certainly know that it is a wonderful path to intimate, pounding love.


   So we can reject the Martian antennas and rejoice in what we have!


   But just as Dr Pangloss was wrong in his rosy optimism, we too could be wrong.  The forces of darkness are around us and they seek to destroy us.  If you are married, tell your neighbors and friends that your partner is your husband.  Talking up will help make gay marriage fully normal and accepted.  Vote for the political party which will protect your hard-won rights.  Do not stay home from the coming elections!


  If you have followed these three posts and are married to a guy, I invite you to post a wedding or honeymoon picture on my wall.  I will respect and honor you both and send my love.

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