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The Dark Side of Martian Sex, Same Sex That Is
I couldn't help wondering about the Martian story: what if we human males had our penises exposed on our heads? What would gay life be like?
At first thought it would simplify dating, because you could tell immediately if a guy were interested in you, and vice-versa. And imagine disco dancing, where it would all be about erections slamming one another. Pretty nice, you thinkjQuery182008402719345583809_1563579562109 And with the penis so close to the mouth, wouldn't oral sex flourish? I mean, think of where kissing is common, like Italy or the south of France - wouldn't you have your first blow job before puberty there?
But what would an orgasm be like if it came from your head? Instead of your lover wanting to fuck your brains out, he might actually suck your brains out. Then the world would be full of smiling lobotomized gays wandering about aimlessly and helplessly.
There would be an inevitable reaction. A new society of religious fanatics would arise and seize control of the government, the courts and the police. The smallest details of your sex life would be regulated or banned. Terrible! Because if you really want to see a problem screwed up, ask a theologian to solve it.
Sigh...I wish I did not have to repost what I already did on what was one of the already three repeated identical posts of this topic already (I'm sure that it was an accident) that I did not realize. Anyways. This made me think of the vinyl single by Rob Zombie of his song "Well, Everyone's Fucking In A U.F.O." and the special feature that it has.
A lot of people have their brains up their arse and so having male reproductive organs on the head doesn't seem such a strange idea.