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cornchip Blog Last Activity 7 years ago 393 views 7 comments

Can we please find out who decided that we should have to have all of this lip-smacking kissing? And, have him/her horse-whipped. I swear, with some of the models, it sounds like someone being slapped. If I were only listening to the sounds, then I wouldn't be bothered...but, it's video, ffs, and I can freekin' SEE that they're kissing, I don't need an audible cue!


And, while I'm in old, curmudgeon mode:  while I know none of us controls content (unless you're posting pics/videos that YOU have taken), but, we can make sure that the file-names are accurate. "Fucking bare" means none of the participants are wearing condoms. "Breeding" means actually cumming (bare) inside someone's ass, NOT shooting the load *on* the ass, even if the cum is then pushed inside...that's just being sloppy.


Finally...you damned kids get off my lawn!!


***Exit curmudgeon mode***


 

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Candy
Candy
7 years ago

BluEyeBoy1980
BluEyeBoy1980
7 years ago

You kids...get off'n my lawn too!  While we're standing at the virtual screen door and shaking our fists, may I add...if you're going to take the time to video a delightful wank session, please for the love of gawd, turn off the fan/powerdrill, vacuum, lawn mower, jackhammer and/or paper shredder.  Maybe the videos I'm seeing from time to time are drowning out the, as you say, bizarre lip-smacking overkill kissing noises!  Whew....I feel much better.  Now, where was I?  Oh yes....

Icecream
Icecream
7 years ago

I hate the gagging sounds when there is cock sucking going on. Urgh, I fast forward through those scenes at the first “gugggggh”. 

DavidK69
DavidK69
7 years ago

Agreed man. I like to kiss, but wet sloppy sucking noises? Save it! Same w/ the bottoming. Don't pull out and dribble on the rim. Ram in balls deep until your pubes hit cheeks, yell "Oh my God" and unload. Have a favorite line from the movie "Philadelphia". Might be paraphrased but it's "How does a faggot fake an orgasm"? "He throws a cup of warm yogurt on your back". Funny stuff!

7 years ago

LOL.Yeah your right.Most the time I turn the sound off. Every time I leave it on I envision this fat gut with a cigar in his mouth yelling out MORE GROANS MORE GRUNTS!

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