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The Sacrament of Penance and Reconciliation


My parish priest used the confessional to query penitents, that would be me, about how I masturbated. He was especially interested in technique. I tolerated him. Got what I went for, absolution for the sins committed against God and neighbor for which he doled out light penances for acts guaranteed to send anyone to hell. He wanted me to return.


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7 years ago

This happens  so much here in Australia as well and the classic is Cardinal Pell the 2nd in charge of the catholic church he operated in so many places in Australia and has so many charges pending, makes you wonder if they have an in house club for sharing boys.

7 years ago

Most priests I've confessed to were grumps who would have given absolution if you told them you murdered your grandmother. Only one priest was different. I confessed masturbation and he said "Thank God for your sexual energy!". I wanted to get out of that confessional so bad. I learned years after grade school and especially that a few of the priests preyed on young, vulnerable boys. The principal of my high school was in prison for awhile not only for molestation, but embezzling school funds.

7 years ago

"The Church was a thousand years old before it definitively took a stand in favor of celibacy in the twelfth century at the Second Lateran Council held in 1139, when a rule was approved forbidding priests to marry. In 1563, the Council of Trent reaffirmed the tradition of celibacy." Celibacy is not holy writ, was never a principle contained or defined in the Christian New Testament, or the Jewish old testament. It can be reversed as readily as it was implemented and Catfan is correct. For me, Priestly celibacy is a perversion of both Dogma and human nature. But in order for that reversal to be achieved, the Vatican has to want and facilitate that change. Don't hold your breath, guys, this is a religion fundamentally based upon a talking snake and a magic apple, reason and rationality are not major aspects of its thinking.

7 years ago

This Cardinal Pell dude is Deputy Pope - #2 man at the Vatican - but I wonder if his more appropriate title should be 'Vice' Pope? (geddit?) ....Vice Pope hahahaha!

7 years ago

I've been following the case of the Deputy Pope, Cardinal Pell, on www.infowars.com and this dude sounds like an out of control monster! so many accusers, so many charges. It troubles me that because he's Deputy Pope the Church thinks it can manipulate the legal process and protect him at his trial.


Sickening.

7 years ago

Why does it sound far fetched? Because it hasn't happened to you? Your response is exactly why child molestation by clergy has been glossed over and ignored, not believed, for many generations. Have you read about pedophile priests all over the US, specially Boston, and in Canada? Have a look at the 9-volume report of the Irish Commission that inquired into institutional child sex abuse in Ireland and/or the recently concluded report of the Australian Royal Commission into sex abuse of children. The Catholic Church was by far the greatest offender, have a look at


http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-02-06/royal-commission-into-child-sexual-abuse-begins-in-sydney/8242600


If it hasn't happened to you does not make it far fetched. These disgusting bastards in clerical collars have been up to this stuff for at least the past 60 years here in Australia and now an Australian Cardinal, Geeorge Pell, second highest official in the Vatican after the Pope, is awaiting trial in Melbourne for exactly what you seem  inclined to lightly dismiss. Shame on you for your casual ignorance.

7 years ago

Sounds a bit far fetched; what was his name? what was the name of the Church?

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