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Lol Very good ... haha you guys are pretty clever! My caption would have involved the idea of - Dinner coming to me.
betcha my nuts are bigger than yours
Owl: "WHO?!"
Squirrel: "Hi ya, Mr. Owl. Do you have milk or nuts? Want some? Someone has some right here for you."
Owl: "Who?"
Squirrel: "Just close your eyes and open your mouth... trust me." - big Cheshire smile
Owl: "Sqeeeak, Squeak, Squeeeak." - eyes appear very shocked
Squirrel: "Sorry, for giving you more than you expected." - rolls over and falls asleep.
:-D
You're not very smart, are you squirrel? Let me give you a lesson on Darwinism.
I tell you Mr Squirrel, there is mischievous goings on in the woods. Some fellow called Baggins appeared, spoke of wizards, orcs and their ilk and old Fangorn tore up his roots and was off with the other Ents. No thought or consideration for me, homeless me.
An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.
"Hello Mr. Owl Sir! Good morning! Nice to meet you!....do you have time for me to tell you about your Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ?"
Sq: "Hey did you fell my tree?" O: "Nah, the wind did. It's no good for you anymore, so I thought I'd take a nap on the stump. You mind?" Sq: "Nah 's OK. I'll find another one."
"No, Mr Squirrel, this is not North Carolina"
Pardon me, would you happen to have a pair of clean underpants?