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There is no excuse or plausible reason to explain why it was three eighteen wheel trucks crossed over into my lane of traffic last night; however, given the latest license plate reading technology, from the moment I left Upland, a got on the 10 freeway, it was as though every single truck driver had to get over and get their best possible glimpse of my huge cock through the open sunroof.   I know that I made every effort to make readers believe I was honestly telling the truth this time, I regret that was an intentional departure from reality into the World of alternative literature.   Clearly I convinced someone well connected to law enforcement that I am a menace to morality.  The only menace to morality was the person who died in an apparent case of mistaken identity.  Whatever transpired, my heart goes out to the family of the person killed, but a forensic examination of the accident must be conducted by the FBI to rule out the possibility the CHP was somehow involved.  This isn't the first time I've had to deal with H8 and its certainly not going to be the last.  I'm going to have to rescind any further publication of the second part of this story as I must first make a statement and file a report and provide authorities with the information I have because aside from George Orwell's War of the Worlds which led some people to commit suicide under belief that the Earth had been invaded by aliens, this tragedy is by far a hundred times more tragic because the information presented in these blogs ought to remain anonymous.  Tell me I'm making this up.