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JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER IS SMARTER THAN READING IT.
Although I don't consider myself a total bullshitter, I have been called a bullshitter, and have been told by a bullshitter as I was attempting to defeat his slanderous claim that I was a bullshitter because I cannot prove that I am not bullshitting. Okay. Well, I suppose telling you that you cannot bullshit me because I am a bullshitter proves that I am a bullshitter, right? WRONG A bullshitter can bullshit his way in and out of anything and not own up at all. He doesn't have to; moreover, why would he want to? That would only confirm that he is a bullshitter. We can deny that we live in a World that is full of shit all we want, but the reality is that we do, yet accepting that truth does not automatically conclude that you are full of shit. The only person who can really know with any degree of certainty if you are full of it, is you; however, it would be unwise to be compelled to look into a mirror and ask oneself, "Am I full of it?: Only a bullshitter would do that because only a bullshitter would try to bullshit his way out of knowing if he is full of shit. It is never in your interest to allow anyone else tell you that you are a bullshitter. If they do, you know right away that they are full of shit. Even if I was full of shit, which I am, but not right at this very moment, but regardless of anything there are only two types of bullshitters in this World which are the ones who know it, and the ones who will never own up to it. If you're thinking, "No shit, Sherlock" you're actually communicating with your conscience because nothing else matters. The best way to deal with the bull, in my opinion is to grab it by the fucking horns and forget about the crap on the other end.
If I meet someone I dont like I play the bullshitter so he ( or she ) fucks off, leaves me alone and carries away a bad opinion of me...after all, I dont give a fuck about his (or her) opinion. I dont have many friends, I know loads of people, but only a handful mean anything to me. I knew a tremendous bullshitter once, he was called Bob the Bullshitter, he did the same as me. When he met someone he didnt like he became this awefull bullshtter. Most people walked away and hated the guy. That reaction played right into his hand. He became a close friend of mine, one of only a handful.