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The spectrum of lubricant's used to facilitate perpetual ejaculation are nearly as diverse as the phallus's which find them arousing, intense, and damn near indiscernible form actual human flesh.  Accordingly, there are additives that can enhance the facilitation of a mass coronal emission where nearly fifty percent of the seminal fluid withing the testicles is thrust from the tip of the gland outward.  The scientific term for this phenomenon which is being coined right now at this very moment by me is superphallagicoveroutrageousclimacticshoot.  If you've had one then you know what I'm talking about, if you haven't I'm terribly so sorry for you because you don't know what you've missed but it sucks to hear that.  


This may or may not apply to everyone; however, with input perhaps some consensus could establish a Universally accepted principle for phallic lubrication.  Okay:


 


The LEFT Side                                                                   The Middle                                                                                  The Right Side                


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Water and Oil Based Lubricants                                         Saliva, including Nasal Mucus                                                Silicon, Synthesized Lube


Including Wet, and K.Y. Jelly                                                                                                                                                 including Petroleum Jelly


 


                                                                              Bodily fluids not secreted by self


MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


Let Me Know What You THINK?  IS there a secret lube you've been keeping secret?  what does you cock truly enjoy so much that your cock actually loves you for?  

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8 years ago

I use organic unrefined coconut oil.  It canNOT be used with a latex condom, though.

8 years ago

are you high?

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