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Seamus opens the newspaper and is shocked to see his OWN obituary. In a panic, he phones his friend and asks: "Did you see the paper?! "They say I died!" The friend replies: "Yes, I saw it! So, where ya calling from?"

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An Irishman goes into a bar in America and orders three whiskeys. The barman asks: "Would it be better for if I put all three shots in one glass?"


The Irishman replies: "No! I have two other brothers back at home, so every time I come into a pub, I order a shot for them both."


The following week, the Irishman orders just two whiskeys.


The barman asks: "Did something happen one of your brothers?" "Oh no," replies the Irishman. "I just decided to quit drinking!"

9 years ago

Paudie goes into a bar and orders seven shots of tequila and one Guinness.


The barman lines up shots and goes to get the Guinness.


When he comes back with the pint, all seven shots are gone.


The barman says: “Wow! You sure drank those fast.”


Paudie explains: "You would drink fast too if you had what I have.”


The barman asks: “What do you have?”


The guy reaches into his pocket and says: “Fifty cents!”

9 years ago

Dr O'Mahony tells his patient: "I have bad news and worse news, John."


"Oh dear," John replies. "What's the bad news?" asks the patient.


The doctor replies: "You only have 24 hours to live."


"That's terrible," says the patient. "How can the news possibly be worse?"


Dr O'Mahony replies: "I've been trying to contact you since yesterday."

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