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ATTENTION CHRISTIAN PARENTS!


Could YOUR child be the latest victim of this deadly drugs craze? The popularity of bong water enemas is on the rise, with 1 in 5 teenagers admitting to having tried the trend.


Known on the streets as Butthuffing, Emily, and Beelzebub's Butt Surprise, this practice involves administering weed drugs directly into the rectum for quicker absorption into the bloodstream. The user squirts potent, THC-infused, dirty bong water into their anus (typically 3-4 gallons at a time), and the effects will last for around 20 days if left untreated by prayer.


Reports from around the globe describe several shocking side effects caused by this sinful process, including compulsive masturbation, chronic death, bisexuality, transgender, giggling, homicidal behaviour, practicing the dark art of "yoga", and a general lack of a moral compass.


We implore ALL parents to remain vigilant in the fight against DRUGS and SATAN. If you find an enema kit or a mariguana in your child's possession, we recommend that you report them to the police immediately, requesting the maximum punishment available. A life sentence in PRISON will certainly teach your child a lesson about saying no to drugs ! : - )


 


God bless - Margaret

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9 years ago

I'll just smoke the weed thank you LOL

9 years ago

jimsmith101
jimsmith101
9 years ago

orange sunshine

9 years ago

This FB page is full of hilarious "Christian parents" stuff. Like this tidbit...


9 years ago

Bong water wasn't that popular. But dissolving purple microdot or acid tabs was...and it wasn't a full load just enough water to dissolve and up it goes

bqhickory
bqhickory
9 years ago

i hear ya lol

9 years ago

Really isn't something new. Just need to go back to the good old 70's

9 years ago

^^Wtf is that?

RobbietheRobot
RobbietheRobot
9 years ago

I prefer cum enemas ;-]

9 years ago

Guess I'll have to buy a bong LOL.

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