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How dumb is he anyway? Care to add anything?
1) A few fries short of a happy meal
2) The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead
3) The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top
4) A few clowns sort of a circus
5) If he had another brain, it would be lonely
6) Too much yards between the goal post
7) A few beers short of a six pack
8) Dumber than a box of rocks
9) One taco short of a combination plate
2) The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead
3) The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top
4) A few clowns sort of a circus
5) If he had another brain, it would be lonely
6) Too much yards between the goal post
7) A few beers short of a six pack
8) Dumber than a box of rocks
9) One taco short of a combination plate
10) His belt doesn't go through all the loops
11) Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse
12) The lights on, but nobody's home
13) If dumb was dirt, he'd cover about an acre
14) An Experiment in artificial stupidity
15) As focused as a fart.
You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, "concentrate".