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Which cheek(s)? Sorry, bad, bad, bad... My mind swims in the sewer. Now going to peruse this prose with the due diligence it merits.

Nicely done Rory

A Lot of this converse is tongue in cheek ,please treat it as such.

Tony and I had snuck away from dinner with our parents, and Sylvia and her Gorilla, and we approached the Range Rover, i opened the front drivers door and pressed the switch and the electric seat swept back, i got in and asked Tony to sit on my lap, which he did, i turned on the night vision and we glided silently down the snow covered path towards the North Gatehouse, Andy would be waiting with some fine Venison steaks. Tony loved the sight through the H.U.D, he was wearing the same Cream Dinner Jacket and i couldn't wait to strip him but dinner came first,. Andy's tall figure came into view, he smiled as he approached the side of the car, 'Driving Lesson?' he inquired, 'No.' i smiled, 'He's giving me a piggy-back.' Andy handed me the wrapped up Venison, 'Have a good evening,' I thanked him and with a slightly blushing Tony steering, we made our way a mile to Harry's Cabin, this was the first time i felt completely safe with Tony. The cabin had only two keys, i had one, and Harry had the other, and he was with his wife and two sons in his Villa in Tuscany, the fact that Charles, his eldest, was only a year younger than me, often confused strangers when i announced 'this is my nephew.' not helped because he looked very much like me!. Let me explain the demographics of my family, i will only mention my brothers, Edmond was 13 when i was born, Richard was 17 and Harry was 21, so now Edmond was married, and he is 32, Richard is single and 36, and Harry is coming up for 41, so you can see, i was a mistake, but a happy one, i had the most wonderful childhood, Edmond was my Nanny until he went off to boarding school, Fetters in Edinburgh, the same i was to attend and, some say unfortunately, President George W Bush's best bud, Tony Blair was also Alumni..................................

We reached the Cabin, i left the headlights on, a flick of the remote and they would be extinguished, we both climbed down from the front seat, i wasn't sure Tony was erect but i was. he suddenly stopped and asked me to turn out the lights, i pressed the remote and the darkness enveloped us, he pointed up, 'Look Rory, ' I followed his cream clothed arm and a vast array of twinkling stars swept across the heavens, like diamonds sprinkled over crushed black velvet. There was no light pollution here, it was a marvel, we gazed in awe for some minutes, then i pressed the remote and the scene was lost, Tony turned to me smiling, 'I have never seen them so bright,' i guided his hand to my crotch, 'Nor as hard!' he pulled his hand away, 'Is that all you have on you mind?', I grinned as i searched for the key in my sporran, 'Why Tony, what are you thinking about?' he just looked at me slightly scornfully, i found it and placed it in the lock and turned it, this was going to be a surprise for Tony, the outside looked like a very large, typically built Log Cabin in the American style, but inside was a revelation, when building it, Harry had scoured the many attics of the Fortress to find unwanted items to decorate the interior. I switched on the lights and pulled him inside and kissed him before he could take it all in, I could feel his monster against my bare thigh, my kilt had rucked up, it made my dick throb, i released him, and his eyes widened, as the inside was revealed, the walls were covered in wood paneling salvaged by Harry, old leather couches were dotted about the interior, along with thick Tartan rugs, in the center was a deep fire pit, more that six feet in circumference, with a suspended chimney above, logs lay in it, waiting to be fired up, but the most impressive item was the huge chandelier, made from many Deer Antlers, all bolted together, they once bore candles but now the were speckled with at least a hundred, very bright white LED's, Tony walked towards the fire, 'What do you think?' he turned and smiled at me, he looked amazing in normal circumstances but when smiling he took on a totally different persona, and i longed for him. 'Your brother built this alone?' i nodded, 'Before i was born, he gave me the only other key to it for my last birthday and you are the only second person i have brought here.' he looked at me, 'and who was that?' i smiled at him, 'do you wish to know all my secrets, when you have none to share?' He held out both his arms in submission, 'You light the fire Tony, i will make dinner OK?' he nodded, i walked, with the venison into the kitchen, that had once had a wood burning Arga but now it was fired by propane, i searched the cupboards for tinned veg and found some, i opened carrots, peas and some tinned baby new potatoes, and checked the freezer, there was just some posh sausages in there with the photo of the Celebrity Chef, Hugh Fearnly-Wittingstall on the front, i turned them over, it just said 'prick with fork', i thought 'how apt,' and replaced them. I placed the venison steaks in a frying pan on low heat, and joined Tony in the living room, he had the fire blazing away. 'We have about ten minutes, what shall we do?' he looked amused, 'that's about the same amount of time i lasted with you at the Lodge!' I said, 'don't put yourself down Tony, i was impressed for your first time, play you cards right and i will let you practice some more!' He looked at me, 'When was your first time?' i grinned at him, 'When i was in my teens,' he laughed, 'What sort of answer is that, you still are?' 'Thirteen!' his mouth opened, 'Really?' I nodded, 'With whom?', 'Tony i don't give out names because you will probably meet some of them in the village,!' 'OK, boy or girl,!' i smiled, 'Boy, ' How old?' '16,' Tony went ' Wow, you didn't.!'.......I shook my head 'Just mutual wanking and blowjobs,' he stared at me, 'At 13?' i nodded, 'when did you do the deed?' '14.' I replied, his eyes widened, 'You shagged someone when you were 14?' i shook my head, ' No I was shagged at 14. same boy, huge cock!' Tony looked really shocked, 'Have you got any more skeletons in your cupboard,?' i smiled at him as i turned to check on the venison, 'I can hardly shut the doors old boy.!' I didn't look back to see his expression, I turned the steaks over and returned to Tony, he was sitting on a dark red Chesterfield. 'Are you shocked?' he smiled st me, 'No jealous!' Your very experienced aren't you?' I nodded, 'Does it bother you?' He turned to me, 'I never believed, for one second, that we would be together like this, I am glad that one of us knows what he's doing,' and we both laughed. Do you mind dinner on a tray, he shook his head, i returned to the kitchen and plated up two Venison Steak dinners with tinned veg and Cranberry Conserve, but my mind was on pudding, i wondered if Tony realised it was HIM. Tony sorted out the trays and poured some choice Burgundy and we eat a pleasant dinner in front of a blazing log fire, it couldn't have been more romantic.......................

Dinner was over, the plates washed and stacked, and i showed Tony the rest of the cabin, three bedrooms, two on suite, I asked him to choose one, he asked which one i had used with my first 'visitor', i told him the one we were standing in, he smiled, and i started to undress him, i wanted this to last, i wanted to etch these moments into my memory, off came his dinner jacket, he went to take off mine, 'Me first.' he smiled and i carried on, i took off his cummerbund and bow tie and unbuttoned his shirt, i loved his body, slim, but perfectly formed, he. like me, had very little body hair, i slipped off his shoes and unbuttoned his pants, they slipped easily to his ankles, this time he was semi hard, i pulled down his boxers and he stood naked before me. i took it all in, he is gorgeous, now it was Tony's turn, he took off my jacket then unbuckled my kilt, as it dropped with a thump on the floor my erect dick was revealed, he went hard and again i marveled at how thick his dick was, he removed my shirt and Jabo and we stared at each other, i picked up my sporran and took out some minty lube, it feels cold when applied for added pleasure, and the poppers, 'I pushed him backwards on the bed 'Me first Tony, just one question, how hard and for how long?' he stared up at me,' you can decide when you cum?' i nodded, ' it's up to you.!' He looked nervous, 'Turn over, i instructed him, he did so, i opened his legs and pushed my arms under his knees and lifted him up, his face was on the pillow but his bum in the air, i started to rim him, he squealed in delight, this was obviously his first time, he moaned loudly, i felt him relax, without him seeing i applied some some lube to my dick and rose up and placed my helmet where my tongue had been and pushed, the head slipped in and Tony took a sharp intake of breath as my cold minty dick entered him, i grabbed both of his arms at the elbows and pulled him towards me, my dick slipped in further, it was at the thickest part, i paused, for him to catch his breath, and then pulled sharply on his arms and i slid down and my balls bounced off his and he screamed, 'Take it' I cried, i just held it there, slowly he relaxed, i new he could take all of me, from our sojourn at the Lodge, but i wanted to see how long he could take me, i started thrusting in and out, not too fast. just so his body could adjust, after a good five minutes i started to thrust faster and harder, i could hear him moan quite loudly, he was still suspended above the bed with me holding each elbow, i dropped him suddenly and as he fell to the bed i followed and as he landed i plunged into him, as deep as i could go, he screamed again and sank his face into the pillow, i placed my hands on his shoulders so he was pinned and just fucked him like crazy, i plunged in again and again and then held it, 'Tony?' he turned his face sideways, he was sweating, 'Do you want to change positions,?' he nodded, i pulled slowly out of him and turned him over, he was panting, and his dick was rock hard and oozing pre-cum, i pulled his legs apart and slipped my arms under his knees and told him to place his arms around my neck and hold on tight, he looked at me puzzled, i rose up pulling him with me, i went to the nearest wall and laid his back against it, i raised him slightly and positioned him above my helmet and let him down slowly, his eyes widened as i let him sink down onto me, finally he was at my base, i moved away from the wall and told him to let go of my neck and grab my arms, he did, i lowered his body so the only thing holding him in the air was my arms and my dick deep inside him, i started to pummel him, his six pack rippled with every thrust, i walked around the room just shagging him like that, until he begged me to stop i took him to the bed, he released my arms and lay there exhausted, but i was still deep within him, i placed my hands on his biceps, he was immobile, i just started to shag him really hard and fast like a piston, his eyes opened very wide. 'Rory,' 'I know, i will make you cum!' i increased the speed and the depth of my thrusts, i saw him tremor and made a last deep thrust as he came onto his chest with me pumping into him deep inside. i just lay there, still inside him watching those beautiful pale blue eyes, widen and stare into mine, I gently pulled out of him and lay along side, we panted together, i had shagged him for three quarters of an hour, his thick white spunk steamed on his belly and chest, i rubbed it in with my hand, i turned to him, 'How was that Tony?' He just started to laugh, 'Are you seriously asking me how that was?' It was the best fuck i have ever had!!' i pointed out it was only his second shag ever and he replied, 'You know you have ruined me for anyone else.!' I said . 'Don't be silly Tony, there are better shaggers out there than me, ' and i was about to mention Ben, but stopped in time. 'Really,?' he seemed surprised, . 'Tony, it's all about practice, i once knew a guy of 22 ( Jon ) who could fuck continually for more than an hour, of course he exercised like an elite athlete but he was that good and you are a stunning boy, you will find someone who will gladly give their life for you,!' He suddenly looked sad, 'But not you Rory?' 'Tony, you sweet boy, i have never been in love, i am not sure if i have that 'gene' missing in my Genome but you are a sensual being, just don't be shy, if you fancy someone go for it, the worst something can happen is they will say no, that will be their loss not yours, we are always going to be friends, and if you need to recharge you batteries occasionally, come her and we can shag one another to our hearts delight..........................

No more sex happened that night, I popped into another room to wake up Tam and then returned to Tony. we just slept and showered the following morning at first light, i woke at dawn, he was laying in my arms, why couldn't i love someone as beautiful and as gentle as Tony.( Little did I know, that in a very short space of time i would fall madly in love with the smallest 17 year old boy i had ever seen.) We drove back to the Big House, before it stirred for the day, Tony slipped unnoticed into his room, and i sauntered sleepy into mine. I only awoke when my mother knocked my door at a quarter to nine, 'You have fifteen minutes darling, and then the kitchen is closed. ' I thanked her and shot out of bed. I headed for the bathroom, I am always pleased to see my friends, happy to be with my family, but the high spot of the day, for me, is when i first catch a glimpse of myself in the bathroom mirror. You might consider me conceited but i just like the good things in life, and i happen to be one of them. I could be worse, i could be like Donald Trump. He fell in love with himself at first sight and it is a passion to which he has always remained faithful, Self love, seems so often unrequited..........................

I placed on my Pride of Scotland tartan kilt, an unrivaled garment for fornication and diarrhea. and walked down the stairs to the dining room, My father was chatting to Robert on his left, Hamish was on his right, my mother was next to Tony's mother and Sylvia and Tony were opposite, i joined then and sat next to Tony, morning exchanges were given and exchanged, i heard Hamish say to my father, 'White Settlers have moved into the next Valley,!' ( he means English People) and my father asked their name, Hamish indicated he didn't know, I asked Sylvia, where Giles was, 'Still in bed, we had a heavy night,' how can i describe her voice,? she uses the word creche like it happened to a car on a motorway! 'Doesn't his stubble bother your fair skin, ?' she smiled and wispeared, 'He's bigger than you,!' i indicated Tony with my head, 'he's bigger than me!' Tony, sitting between us just went scarlet. Sylvia rose from the table and as a passing retort she said , 'I like my men to be clean, strong, upstanding Scotsmen who can look a pheasant in the face and put an ounce of lead in it!' Tony watched her go, 'And you went out with that?' I smiled, ' 'Sylvia thinks being gay is like being a Taxi driver, we spend a lot of time looking at the back of each others head, but she's not a bitch all the time, and she liked me shagging her,!' Tony visibly shuddered, not all gay boys are the same, some are like wheelbarrows,,, only useful when pushed but easily upset. Cheer up Tony, be like a kettle, it's always up to it's neck in hot water but it always sings,' Tony smiled, 'Are you having breakfast or what?' i noticed his plate was empty and clean, 'Have you been waiting for me?' i asked him, he nodded, we rose together, and i decided on thick porridge, and a tot on top, as did Tony. As we sat down my father said to me, 'Any plans today my boy,?' i glanced at Tony, 'do we? i whispered. he just looked blank, 'I haven't exactly thought that far ahead father, why? what have you got in mind?' My father replied, 'Well Tony's father has suggested some modifications and i would like to discuss them with you, ' I pointed to myself, 'With me!.' he smiled, 'Don't be too surprised my boy, your of age now!' i remembered my first report card from Fetters, it read, ''This boy has a magnificent chance, with all the advantages of wealth and position in society. Don't let him throw it all away by any suggestion of talent'' I agreed, my father Rose from the Table, 'We will be leaving at Eleven, are you coming to Tony?' Tony nodded, 'Good see you then,' and both our fathers left the dining room still discussing the estate...........................

-We finished breakfast and i asked Tony if he had any wellies, he said he didn't, 'What size shoe are you?' he looked at his feet, 'I take a ten in boots,' i offered his a spare pair of mine, 'but they are size twelve just stuff some newspaper down into the toe and that will do.' i smiled at him, 'Are you always happy Rory?' ( i cannot help being happy, I've struggled against it but to no good, there is, i am well aware, no virtue whatever in this, it just results from a combination of heredity, good heath and good fortune, and, i suspect, a shallow intellect) I nodded, aren't you Tony, 'I am when i am with you!' I rose up, wished our respective mothers and Hamish a 'good morning' and i asked Tony to follow me to my room, He assumed it was to change, i had a better idea, we arrived, went in and i locked the door, 'Do you want me to make you happy Tony,?' he looked surprised but nodded, i opened my beside draw handed him the minty lube and bent over the bed. lifted my kilt over my head, and simply said, 'Have at it!' and he did, i had to stuff a pillow into my mouth to muffle the screams, he really pounded me, he had hold of my hips and he just lent back and shagged me good, his dick was so thick it massaged my prostate and i came long before him, he just let out one roar and rammed it home. i stood up, he was panting but smiling from ear to ear, 'You see Tony, it's easy to make you happy,!' and with that i walked into the bathroom to get rid of his boy juice, i didn't want it dripping down my leg walking around the Estate with our fathers. We changed into cords and wellies with thick Sweaters and followed my father all over the Estate, there were a lot of improvements to be done, and i glanced at Tony, he was happy, it meant many trips back to see me and i was glad of it. He left with his parents that evening, he wasn't too sad, he had gotten his wish, and i had gotten a jolly good Rogering and Tuesday Ben was back, was i still on a promise? I wondered.