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10 years ago

I have had several dreams, in which my penis has disconnected from my body. I feel something falling down in my pants-leg, then see my penis on the floor. But I am not worried or concerned at all. I just pick it up and put it in my pocket, and will attach it back later. ¶ I know that this must have something to do with Freud's "castration complex", which I did not have at all. Well, except if you count my childhood DREAD of the fact that when I was an adult I would have to get married to a woman, & we'd have to sleep in the same bed. Because I had some weird fear (must have been based on a movie I saw) that my wife would kill me in my sleep....

JustinThyme
10 years ago

....and what will he do if he runs into a SPUD-BUD in the rest room????

BATTLEFIELD3
10 years ago

Always keep a spare catheter under your hat.

JustinThyme
10 years ago

HA HA HA HA , a laugh-out-loud moment.....TY for the toon.

10 years ago

I think Mrs. Potato Head kept it...helps her relieve her day time stress

10 years ago

hahahaha

10 years ago

I make sure I have mine with me at all times HAHA. Never know if something will come up.

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