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Translating Gay Male Phrases

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Translating Gay Male Phrases

Haven't I seen you before?
Nice ass.

I need you.
My hand is tired.

You're the only man I've ever cared about.
You are the only man who hasn't rejected me.

It's just orange juice, try it.
3 more shots, and he'll have his legs around my head.

He's kinda cute.
I want to have sex with him till my dick turns blue!

I miss you so much
I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good.

I've been thinking a lot.
You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.

I think we should just be friends.
You're ugly.

I've learned a lot from you.
Next!!!!

He's not my type.
He won't sleep with me.

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14 years ago

These are so true.

14 years ago

Look...this is not a laugh...just FUCK OFF...O.K....this is my advice....you think that you can redirect your CHINESE....5...upper class sympathetic..hyper....semi..hypoctratic....politic...on to....the 5 brothers.....do not underustimate....you lost CHINESE because you think you are superior with your fish source and with your great restaurants and with your great TOWN and the way you deal your people, you think you are seperior......no way.....your leaders kill approx. 2000,00 of your own in excecutions p.a.....get lost you bastard...!!!!!

14 years ago

lol, thanks for the laugh.:)

14 years ago

My opinion is....Nick18 come off it...you'f fallin in love with either yourself or it is the LOVE which you created because you are the best what LOVE is....the thing is though....to create something only comes from the HEART...this is what is important.....and.....what I would like to add to your LOVE is - if you do'nt mind - HATRED has many ways, but LOVE is the short cut....!!!

14 years ago

very funny...lol...thanks.

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