JoshPrim's Blogs

Joke

JoshPrim Blog Last Activity 11 years ago 444 views 3 comments
<p>Dirk and Dave were were an old gay couple set in their ways.<br /><br />Dave came home from his morning run and yelled out to Dirk: <br />"Has that newspaper boy come yet?". <br /><br />"Not yet", replied Dirk.<br />"His eyes are glazing over, though".</p>

Comments

You must be logged in to post comments, please login or signup (free)
11 years ago

Coming Out Of The Closet. A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you: I'm gay." His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay -- doesn't that mean you put other men's penises in your mouth?" The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right." His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again".

11 years ago

Q: What did one gay sperm say to another? A: "How do we find an egg in all of this shit?"

11 years ago

lol....what's the difference between a zit and a catholic priest? A zit waits until you're 13 to come on your face.

gayporntube.com

Access Advisory – Adults-Only Website

You are about to enter gayporntube, a website that contains explicit material (pornography). Access to this site is strictly restricted to individuals who meet the following requirements:

  • You must be at least 18 years old, or the legal age of majority in your jurisdiction, whichever is greater.
  • By entering, you represent and warrant that you will not allow any minor access to this website or its services.
  • You acknowledge and accept full responsibility for your actions while using this website.

Parental Advisory

If you are a parent or guardian, it is your responsibility to ensure that age-restricted content is not accessible to minors under your care. We strongly encourage the use of parental control tools and other protective measures to block access to this site. gayporntube utilizes the "Restricted To Adults" (RTA) website label, making it compatible with filtering software and parental controls.

Legal Disclaimer

By entering gayporntube, you confirm that you meet the legal requirements for accessing this site. gayporntube disclaims any liability for:

  • Misrepresentation of age by users.
  • Failure to implement parental controls or other protective measures by parents or guardians.

The platform is not responsible for any unauthorised or improper use of its content. Parents and guardians bear full responsibility for ensuring minors do not access this site.