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I so agree, with most of what's written here. Some videos are shot as if a 10 year old found a camera and had to try out all the features while shooting an action movie... I think the big consensus here is: Keep it real (as much as that's possible)

Oh yeah, limit shaving.

Numbers 4&5. Totally agree.
Close ups kill the shot.

Do away with all German Porn....

Grundlebunny, I love to see a soft dick get hard. Good point. These are all great suggestions. Maybe we should get together and form a gay porn production company. Is there any money in gay porn these days? Anyway, I believe I would make an excellent casting director.

████ LOTZ of light..and DARK background..shows the cumshots,best...bit of a struggle to see,in the bright white bathrooms.??.Woo-Hoo...DAVE™...████

Wish there was a way to send this to every gay porn site out there...and, even more, wish there was a way to make the idiots read it and DO what's suggested!

I definitely agree with 3,4,5, and 6. I think minimal pan or zoom can add a lot to a video if skillfully done, but yes, it should be reduced. I agree there is sometimes not enough focus on the face (which can be the hottest aspect, especially watching a cute boy flush, or the expressions). I like close ups if they are on the right thing. I would also add that I almost always hate music of any kind, unless it's very faint and non-intrusive. The loud techno in the background is an immediate erection killer. Thanks for bringing it up.

I'm a little late to this discussion, but I agree on this. I do admit that I like a slo-mo replay at the end sometimes (where appropriate). And can we also stop calling guys in the videos "straight college guy" or "Straight cousin". If he's naked in bed with another guy and is participating in some kind of sexual activity, he clearly is not straight! Bi maybe? 'questioning'? experimenting? but definitely not straight...

I don't know who he is. I've had these images for a while. I think the picture where he's pulling his boxers down is really hot.

This is brilliant and TOTALLY true on all accounts!!! SwiftJohn you have a great point BUT SOMETIMES it is great seeing the guy fucking cum...and MopHead2009 I want to know the same thing! As much as I love seeing the guys cock when he shoots and all the cum to see how far it goes seeing his face leading up to it and during it is absolutely vital and righteous as well!!!

btw who is the hot guy ??

Agreed. And DAMN the boy in those pics is HOT HOT HOT!!!

Im with my Man Jake ,and his Horny snake lol

I definitely agree with Rule 6. My biggest complaint with gay erotica is when the guy having his cock sucked pulls out of the suckers mouth and jacks off to orgasm. That's not real life. Whenever I've sucked a cock, he's always ejaculated directly in my mouth and I swallowed his sperm. The same thing goes whenever a guy's sucked my cock. And that's what I want to see in gay porn. I want to see the sucked writhing in orgasm with his dick still in the mouth of the sucker. I want to see the sucker's lips glistening with sperm and maybe a little sperm trickling from the corner of his mouth. I want to see the sucker's adam's apple bob and a big smile on his face as he swallows it all down. The same goes for fucking. I really hate it when two guys are wildly fucking and just as he's about to orgasm, the top pulls out and finishes by jacking off. That totally ruins it for me. I've never done that when I fucked a guy and no guy has ever done that when he's fucked me. I want to see the top still inside the bottom when he ejaculates. Any sperm to be seen should be weeping from the bottom's pucker. That's how guys really fuck. Other things which make for a bad porn vid are inadequate lighting, low resolution cameras, cluttered environments and lastly background noises like barking dogs, TVs, radios, street sounds, air conditioners, yelling neighbors, airplanes, etc. And yes, Rule Number 7 - no fucking music. This isn't the 1980's and you're a porn director - not Federico Fellini.

They are all good ideas. I will remember them.

Live sound with no music should definitely be rule number 7. Adequate lighting should be standard too. I am unable to watch videos where the guys are just phoning it in. It makes me wonder if they are being some how forced to do it. Thanks for the input. It takes a village to make better gay porn.

I agree with everything said here including AgentSmith and Playbuddy123 great blog btw

I totally agree with all 6, as well as what AgentSmith and Playbuddy123 have added!

Totally agree with 1-5, not too sure on 6, great blog though

Excellent Blog !! I've had my own list of disappointments or grievances about videos posted here, and hope you don't mind me adding them in here ? (1) LIGHTING - Don't shoot your porn video by candlelight. It might seem romantic, but all the viewers see are murky silhouettes doing something that we can't enjoy. (2) OVER-ACT - Having a bottom shriek like a banshee or writhe around the bed like he's being tasered during sex tends to be a turn-off. This may be a repeat of rule #6, but I just wanted to underscore how annoying an over-the-top porn performer can be. (3) PLAY LOUD MUSIC - I've seen some hot porn vids on here ruined by loud music playing as the sounds of sex are drowned out. If I wanted music, I'd turn on my radio, but I want to hear the sounds of that hot sex I'm watching !! Thanks for the blog PleaseYourself.