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"The Eternal List Of Phallic Symbols!!!"

ZanyZander Blog Last Activity 12 years ago 629 views 21 comments
<p>I'm starting this chain of "The Eternal List Of Phallic Symbols!!!".

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ZanyZander
12 years ago

Oh! And arrows! Both the kind you shoot and the direction kind, eh?!

ZanyZander
12 years ago

Um, uh...HELLO! Microphones!!! Now look at EVERY single person and singer with them! I think about Robert Plant from the almighty Led Zeppelin when he would shake his microphone (in particular in their early days) and it looks like he is jerking some cock all in his mouth!!! :) Of course the other best ever is Freddie Mercury from Queen when he would hold half of his microphone stand upside down whilest singing and it looked like a cock that he was performing fellatio on! AWESOME, huh?!

ZanyZander
12 years ago

YES! :)!

LukaWhiteBoy
12 years ago

WeNathan you have the ultimate symbol for your avatar dude. a big pulsing dick. is that you? man that is amazing.
I see a heart symbol in the head of your dick. also if you look at the heart symbol upside down it looks like a nice hot dudes butt. oh how the imagination works is see dicks and beautiful butts everywhere I look now because of this blog.

ZanyZander
12 years ago

Oh, and Spider-Man's web looks like fucking cum too! Not exactly a cock symbol but represents what one can do whether intended or not!

ZanyZander
12 years ago

Fuck yeah you two! :)

12 years ago

ahem, my middle finger...

12 years ago

Egyptian symbol onk. Phallus was a God in Ancient Egypt, worshipped as fervently as the other gods. Offerings were made to him daily. Usually placed in a jewel encrusted goblet. Care to guess what color the fluid was which was contained therein?

ZanyZander
12 years ago

13) Oh, then there's of course the recording and performing group Steely Dan. Apparently a "steely dan" is a dildo, yes?

ZanyZander
12 years ago

11) The cover of the Blind Faith studio l.p. in the early 1970's that has the naked girl holding a metal airplane. That has been said or rumored at least to represent a phallic symbol. You know...a cock all in her hands.

ZanyZander
12 years ago

OH! 10) The CROSS!

ZanyZander
12 years ago

Oh shit! I forgot about the heart symbol! That's a vagina! Ha, ha! That's still great though! The idea of every man woman and child putting that all over the place is hilarious!

9) How could I forget? Cigarettes. Which is a whole story unto itself sadly, eh?

LukaWhiteBoy
12 years ago

Washington Monument, the heart symbol, Saturn 5 rocket, old time bed post, many skyscrapers, many old time towers, etc. etc. they are everywhere if you are like looking around you know. Fun to see it right in front of your eyes :)

ZanyZander
12 years ago

8) toothbrushes?! Lol.

ZanyZander
12 years ago

Oooo, yeah! :)

12 years ago

Best symbol is the one between your legs. xD

ZanyZander
12 years ago

7) hot dogs! How could I forget talking about those, eh?!

ZanyZander
12 years ago

6) bananas!

ZanyZander
12 years ago

5) guitars! :)!

ZanyZander
12 years ago

4) people PRAYING! With of course themselves on their hands and knees; or in particular with their hands up near their mouths like they are gripping and sucking a COCK! :)!

ZanyZander
12 years ago

I'm starting this chain of "The Eternal List Of Phallic Symbols!!!". :)




1) SO recently Jimmy Page (the founding member of the recordling and live performing group Led Zeppelin) said on the cover of their first studio l.p. (self titled "Led Zeppelin") back in 1969 (! :) ) it was a phallic symbol! I never knew or considered that! That's fucking awesome! Ha, ha!


2) How about the time I discussed "E.T". symbolising a cock with his head that goes up and down and the fact that he kind of looks like one...with all due respect of course! :)


3) Then there is the issue of the word "pen" seeming to almost be an abreviation for "penis" and the fact that pens are not only long and hard but some liquid also cums out of them! Hooo! :)




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