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Just A Joke to Make You Smile

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So..This guy wins a bit of money on the lottery and decides hes going to buy himself something nice. So away he goes downtown window shopping when he sees a pair of alligator shoes in the store window. He thinks to himself that he always wanted alligator shoes so he goes in and buys them. He then goes home and his wife is sitting in the living room watching TV and he says hi dear how are you. Fine she reply's. Do you notice anything different about me? he asks. Nope, why should I she says. So he thinks to himself I'll fix this, and he goes into the bedroom and takes off every stitch of clothes except the new alligator shoes and walks back into the living room. He says to his wife, do you notice anything different about me now dear? She looks at him and says no your dick is still hanging down as usual. He says that's because hes looking at my new alligator shoes. She looks at him and says.. Maybe you should have bought a hat.

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14 years ago

both are funny

14 years ago

good one xxxxx

14 years ago

HA..HA..HA..HA.....HAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!

Jools21
Jools21
14 years ago

Mike and Bob are hunting out in the woods. Suddenly, Mike collapses, apparently dead. Frightened and upset, Bob gets on the phone to the authorities. "My friend just collapsed, looks like he had a stroke. I think he's dead!" "Alright, don't panic," says the operator calmly "first let's make sure he's dead." "Okay," says Bob. There's a pause, then the operator hears a gun shot. "Okay he's dead. Now what?"

14 years ago

now that's funny :)

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