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Cheesy Horror Films

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So, I am strolling through Walmart as I tend to do from time to time (it's a great people watching venue) and what do I come across? Two DVDs with a collection of cheesy horror films! Oh Walmart, finally, an entity that understands me. I received a wholesome bounty of the nine Puppet Master films, the Killjoy trilogy, the Demonic Toys trilogy, and the Gingerdead Man trilogy. I am slowly making my way through Puppet Master, I will be on part 3 tonight. Does anyone else enjoy poorly made horror films? Honestly, it's the only reason I watch Scifi channel.

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13 years ago

Toni, I'm enjoying the "You Think You're a Man" song. I already have enough issues in my life, so I won't watch that first link. Once is enough for a lifetime.

BackStreetBoy
BackStreetBoy
13 years ago

Kind of horror film...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pd2Gzkkwe9Q enjoy!

BackStreetBoy
BackStreetBoy
13 years ago

oh...yeeeah. good you mentioned Pink Flamingo by John Waters and my favourite step-mother-candidate ms. DIVINE! her breakfast or something... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN81vHPGnGY Bon appetite! :)

13 years ago

Toni, black-and-white and from the late 50's, how thrilling! It reminds me of "The Blob." I'll have to check them out sometime =).

13 years ago

Mlant, although I love Stephen King for his striking ability to create a storyline and make complex characters, I imagine that he is what someone walking out on you in the middle of sex is like. He gets you all riled up, you're about to climax, and then he zips up and walks out. Still love him, though. Thanks, Davey! One would think that adding in ninjas would have been too much, but they really make the movie classy =D. Draget, something about the poor substance makes it so delightful, especially since with Puppet Master, they made it up as they were going. Senip, "The Human Centipede" was cute compared to "The Human Centipede 2." It sounds sick of me to say it, but I'm really hoping they get the whole part 3 thing figured out. For those who don't know, Human Centipede is the vilest film EVER. It puts John Waters' "Pink Flamingos" to shame (another vile film). Part 2 is in black-and-white and has sparse dialog, which adds to the horror of it all somehow.

BackStreetBoy
BackStreetBoy
13 years ago

...mean Bela Lugosi...

BackStreetBoy
BackStreetBoy
13 years ago

"Plan 9 from outer Space", "Vampirella"...Bela Lugori productions generally... When going to sleep makes my boxers cheesy, not breezy...hrrrrr

13 years ago

i'm not a horror buff..i don't like 99% of them..creature from the black lagoon...was real scary and liked it...any giant creature was no problem..it wouldn't sneek up on you..werewolfs,.draculas,,gave me the willys..

senip
senip
13 years ago

Whats your thoughts on "The human centipede"?

13 years ago

Yes! Love that stuff. Seen all the Puppet Master and some Demonic Toys. I have no idea what draws me to grade B schlock....

senip
senip
13 years ago

Good point hond1, that explains why they are the ones being chased. Its only a matter of time before gravity takes over and makes them an easy catch.

13 years ago

Their tits throw off their center of equilibrium.

senip
senip
13 years ago

Bad continuity , poor plot , predictable story line , yeah i love em .Just one question , why do the girls always fall over whilst running from the slow moving person or thing that is trying to kill them , are they just giving them a sporting chance ?

mlant
mlant
13 years ago

I like them but I prefer Stephen King movies (and books).

Davey1965
Davey1965
13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtPYTfS8Kuw

13 years ago

Y-E-S!!!

Thankskilling...my favorite movie ever!

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