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So this guy decided to go out and buy a new suit. He goes to a tailor that was recommended by a friend. In the tailor shop he tells the floor man I'd like a nice pair of fitted pants fitted shirt nice shoes and a fitted jacket. Yes sir said the tailor we have a wonderful suit that would fit you fine and you would look like a thousand bucks! Great lets try it out and will see if I like it the guy said, So he slipped on the pants and shirt the guy said they don't accentuate my waist line the guy said! here said the tailor grab the pants and shirt with your left hand at the belt line and pull them in and lets see how it looks, so the guy did it and with that the pants and shirt fit just fine great said the guy lest try the jacket! the left shoulder of the jacket was dropping I don't like the fit the guy said, here lets do this the tailor said will tuck the shoulder up and put your chin on it to hold it in place so the guy did that and great fits just fine , now how about the shoes well the right shoes just didn't fit, not a problem the tailor said just drag your right foot a little it will feel just fine great the guy said so guy is looking at himself in the mirror and said man I look great I'll take it! very good said the floor man I'll wrap it up for you No don't bother I'll wear it out the store just like this, Very good sir I'll will wrap your other suit for you, So he is out on the street in his new suit chin holding up the shoulder of his jacket his left hand making the pants and shirt look trim to fit and he now has a step and drag step to his walk. every one is looking at him and he is thinking man I must look like a thousand bucks, three doctors see the guy coming down the sidewalk one doctor say I can cure his neck problem the other doctor says I can cure his bad leg and the third doctor say I can't do a damn thing for the poor bastard but doesn't he suit look good.

5000 hetero. men were asked,,,,what do you like most about receiving head.,,1% said the warm feeling,,,2% said the sensation,,,3% said the eroticism of it,,,94% said the peace and quiet...

erm... I'm sure I posted the below thing on a different thread. sorry. I agree with everything though. Hugs. No one loves me tho.

Nice thing is about all these vids... theres 2 of me here and I got 5 *****!

So the little Indian boy ask his grandfather, grandfather how did I get my name! why do you ask he said, well I was just thinking about my name and it is different than the others here in the camp, Well grandfather thought about it and said when a women goes in to the forest to give birth she will name the child from the first thing she see's like your sister who is called spotted owl or the great warrior standing bear, oh said the little Indian boy so my name is after what was seen when I was born! yes said grandfather why do you ask two dogs fucking Oh he said just asking and left still confused.

So I went to my doctor, and I said "doc, i''ve got a strawberry growing out of my head" He said "i'll give you some cream to put on it"

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during my last physical my doc say "mike, you are out of shape and overweight. i want you to run 5 miles a day for two weeks and call me" so that is what i did. after two weeks i call him. "mike, how are you doin?" i said "doc i feel just great but i'm 70 miles from home",,,,,,,,,,,,,,nice one dennis

fuckin great tony..lol

So A Rabbi, Irish Priest And a Monk walk into a bar The Rabbi orders a glass of wine The Irish Priest orders a fine Irish whiskey and the Monk orders a glass of water. A toast says the Rabbi let their be peace for all man kind and the Monk says peace to all then the Irish Priest goes into a rage looking into his glass of whiskey cussing up a storm, Whats the matter the Monk ask There's a god damn fucking fly in my glass and the son of a bitch is drinking all whiskey, and screw you two with your man kind I'm going to kill that fucking fly before he gets all of my whiskey

So I said to my gym instructor, "can you teach me how to do the splits"? He said,"how flexible are you"? I said,"I can't make Tuesdays"

my favorite upload is kinky boys. 4 then 3 boys go at it. all of them are hot. its hard to pick a favorite on this site but "skater boys twinks bareback" is right there. the bottom boy is totally beautiful. he reminds me of greg, a boy i knew years ago. the top guy is very nice also. most underappreciated ...thats coming..